Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

I'd rather eat nandos than any of this.

@GillBungalow

Me too.

This man took potato cakes literally.

esam

Hand-rolled pasta, blimey. Life's too short.

Esma I meant

God who has time to roll pasta.. Pass me the dried stuff.

Oh ffs it’s fucking pasta you wanker bloke chef

Plasticine flashbacks!

Not skinny at the end.. keep up with the speed ... he is channeling his joy of sex days for sure

I need some proper food. I made a black bean stew so hot I saw next week.
My arse Tom prepped all them pigeon.

Claire's is the most complicated, Madeeha's the most labour intensive.

The emperor and his pasta

Thought he said gerbil root then...

Mashed potato added to melted sugar. VOM.

I can honestly say.

I would NOT eat any of this food.

Mashed potato and melted sugar, the dirty, dirty bastards

The fish and pasta dish sounds fine but the other two do not.

There's something about that head chefs hair and beard that looks really unhygienic in a kitchen.

It's not really service for internal staff is it.

It's lunch.

'We took a perfectly ordinary potato.....'

Usually I see something I'd like to eat at the restaurant but not there.

Why the fuck potato puff pastry

Give this bloke a hair net please

John and Gregg get a free lunch 🤣