Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

Sooty💪

I just want to slap John's face when he talks.

John looks like he’s been shopping at Bon Marche.

I bet Zane is feeling silly now😂

@Pebbledashery

I just want to slap John's face when he talks.

I want to empty a bottle of shampoo on his head

@lettingthedaysgoby

It looks like it was deconstructed by being dropped on the floor...

2nd favourite Mumsnet quote of the day

(1st was about house numbers and new estates being numbered by throwing a calculator at a ceiling fan)

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Bon marche 😂😂😂 or M&co

I like how profesh and business-like Cake Lady looks.

"I want to perform"

Fuck off. Oh dear. Lamb.

LAMB

AGAIN

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

John looks like he’s been shopping at Bon Marche.

Yes! Yea that's spot on. It's probably my a zillion quid stuff from I Am A Man or something but absolutely Bon m Marche and bought by his gran

Here it comes, baaing all over the shop.

Ahh the speaking cock is at it again

Zane showing his versatility with another curry...

John's hair is slowly becoming like a Tie wig that Barristers wear.

Frittery

Bon Marche has got me belly laughing

Evening all I'm a bit late. Just me or does Zane look rather nice.

Choclit Gregg.. Really???

Shut your big gob, Gregg.

Fondant.

Has Aaron been on before, or another cooking show?

Masterchef need an official pronunciation guide.

Letitia hasn't yet realised that SAUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCEEEEEE is the be-all and end-all in Greggggggggg-world.

Alas.

Fon-donte!