I fell asleep after a bad day yesterday so I’m only cracking on with this now.
With the aid of my trusty remote I shall be fast forwarding the bits with that grizzled auld tortoise and Tits Magrinn. I’m usually not one for the technology but there are upsides and that is one.
Strictly sleevegate has found its way to slippingonice, though I did like Jane’s frock. She looks amazing.
I’ll just put this out here. I don’t agree with this golden ticket shenanigans. Sometimes the judges have their own favourite huge bloody agenda and I don’t care for it.
Jase did ok. I know we all sweat and that but don’t need to see soaking pits. It was alright on the night.
I know youngestevercompetitor Joe had a little bit of a fall but his mirroring of her looked really good to my really bleary untrained eye.
Ah poor DVO. What a lege though. I know that pain (did both of mine in a oner and I temporarily prayed for mercy) and it must have been really hard. What a trouper.
LadyLeshurr? I like this dame. I love the song anyway but I loved what they did with it. I know it isn’t the usual glideyglidey but I thought it was fabulous. Wtaf was with that marking? I thought it was better than what had gone before by a good bit.
I don’t rate him as a judge at all.
I’m not sure about this hound. I still remember what that fecker said. I can’t say I paid much attention to it as I was super distracted. It reminded me on something. It took me most of the dance to think what it was. Then I twigged.
I’m showing my age but he looked like a bastardised version of Hale and Pace’s Billy and Johnny.
Will someone get rid of the banjo dude? His favourite? ‘Sake. LadyL kicked skid-doggy-dog’s arse out of the park. Word.
I’m going to reserve a wee bit of judgement on Becky with the good hair. (I was team Coleen) I know she smiles and comes across sweet as a nut but I think she could feck you up in a blink 
but ruddy hell. 5 kids and a core like that?
What the ruddyfuck? Golden ticket to the hound? Really? I’ve just gone back and rewatched it. Erm no.
For me, ladyL won that. And maybe DVO should have got it to rest her arm up a bit. See what I mean about favourites and agendas? Not fecking impressed.
Bless Jamie. He’s almost Giddy with excitement...
The bottom pair? Really? Sake.
Unbelievable. 
. What a load of aaaaauld shite.
I’m away to read what you all put last night. 