The masked singer returns!

[Caaarrrl]

I searched but couldn't find a new thread for this series.

I'm stupidly excited!

Yes it would be interesting to hear any of the spice girls, except Mel C sing without any “help”

Gabrielle for sure

She’s had a lot of court battles with her ex husband over the years, so could be skint.

For Harlequin

Viking is definitely Morten

@bluebluezoo

Even without the mask I struggle to recognise her - HOW much plastic surgery?!?!

I thought it was more she has very little make up on, and her hair is much softer.

Not just a lack of make up, she’s had some poor work done and has that ‘cat’s eye’ thing now.

@fussychica

Gabrielle for sure

I said that too, she has a really noticeable voice.

On what basis do the judges “save” people? Singing ability or if they know them they get the boot? First time watching it and was very confused when they chose her to go then insisted she did really well?

Plonque i asked what your 'fucks sake' directed at me was about.. care to elaborate?

I think Harlequin is Emily Atack.
I really hope Viking is Morten.
Lenny Henry for the Blob
Ian Wright for the clock

@Honeyroar

She’s had a lot of court battles with her ex husband over the years, so could be skint.

I’m sure I read something recently that said she was living at her mum’s in Leeds and is completely skint.

@Elephxnt

On what basis do the judges “save” people? Singing ability or if they know them they get the boot? First time watching it and was very confused when they chose her to go then insisted she did really well?

They’re hardly going to say she was crap though. They’re being polite.

Though I do suspect if the producers feel it’s been rumbled there will be some direction on who to choose.

@Pootle40

Viking is definitely Morten

Yes - obviously so. I'm watching ITV+1 and his voice is so distinctive. The panel are lying if they haven't recognised him. The Voice references are because he's a coach on the Norwegian version.

@PhoebeSnow

Yes it would be interesting to hear any of the spice girls, except Mel C sing without any “help”

I think Emma can hold a tune, but her voice is kind of unremarkable: ‘nice’ rather than ‘hairs on the back of your neck stand up’.

Geri has limited range and ‘belts’ rather than sings.

Not got a clue about VB - they barely ever gave her a line to sing, did they?

Possibly the chunky thighs comment?

They’re hardly going to say she was crap though. They’re being polite.

“We’re glad we got rid of you, Seahorse, because even though singing is essentially your ‘profession’, you’re clearly shit at it and we think the retired goalkeeper outdid you. You couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, pet.”

@Jellykat

Eh Plonque, whats the problem?

Pretty obvious it was the remark about Kimberley Walsh having chunky legs. She's about a size 8/10. Hardly chunky.

Wow, you're aggressive aren't you? Was ignoring you because people with attitudes like yours aren't worth arguing with. Yes it was the chunky comment.

Both Victoria and Geri hooked themselves wealthy men, and Mel B seems to pick losers, although I would have thought Eddie Murphy must be paying for his daughter by her.

Chunky legs 🤦‍♀️

@Jellykat

Probably your really unnecessary comment on a woman's body.

Viking is Louis Theroux - I'd recognise that falsetto anywhere! Viking - King Louis - Louis Theroux!

@BillCar I would love that! Louis is the best.

Louis is quite tall though isn't he? Long legs? Viking looks quite small to me

So some commented that Seahorse was an athletic build, i said chunky..because In proportion to her torso, her legs are heavier!
I also suggested Stavros Flately for Bush baby, because the costume could hide his belly, and no-one said a thing.. funny that..