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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Italiangreyhound · 23/12/2020 00:34

Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

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dementedpixie · 18/01/2021 08:48

I didn't realise it was filmed 2 years ago! Came up on my fb yesterday that Ines is scared to come to the UK due to the hate directed at her for her treatment of Bronson

Rockinmomma · 18/01/2021 08:59

Just finished reading the thread, blinking love this programme! DP got me into it last season Grin
The phrase I’m hating is ‘Pash’ aka snog wth?? They sound 14 when they say that!
Melissa & Dino; love Mel, she’s the only one who is genuine. Dino is boring, nice but so so boring
Heidi & Mike; Completely and utterly ‘lust at first sight’ Mike can’t process emotions, toxic masculinity at it’s finest. Heidi however is gorgeous!
Cam & Jules; sooooo cute. Jules is naturally stunning and he’s an absolute gent
Martha & Michael; I don’t really like either of these two. They seem to have no personality, but a good match
Cyrell & Nic; I like Nic, I think he actually wants a relationship. Cyrell is very fiery, she has lots of lovely calm moments but then blows up over nothing
Jessika & Mick; poor poor Mick. He just wants the quiet life on his farm with a farmer wife and they gave him Jess. She’s far too immature and materialistic, a brat
Lauren & Matthew the ex virgin; at first I thought this was a great pairing but as you guys have said, something is off with Matt. I personally think he believes himself to be better than everyone. Straight lace, no drinking, etc. He’s going to become very arrogant I think. Lauren seems nice but come one, ex lesbian? Surely bi-curious
Ning & Mark; Ning shouldn’t be on the show. She needs therapy to deal with her past, it was painful watching that marriage ceremony and honeymoon. Mark, no idea what to make of him, cameras don’t seem to like him
Elizabeth & Sam; Liz looks so much prettier with less make up! I didn’t like her at first with all those strange facial expressions but I feel sorry for her being with no personality Sam. Did you catch what his best man advised him? Sleep with her and attraction might grow
Ines & Bronson; Abusive bitch. I just want to put my hands through the telly and throttle her! Bronson seems nice, I think there are very few men who’d still be smiling after spending time with her.
The show is massively edited and very clearly set up in places.
The experts are idiots
Episode 11 tonight Smile

LifeBeginsNow · 18/01/2021 09:04

Oh I see 🤣 doh! I thought it was a merging of two words.
40! I think I might have to disappoint my husband then!

Branleuse · 18/01/2021 10:02

FLAMIN GALAH Grin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 10:07

The dinner party

Lizzie and Sam

What an absolute hole. Imagine not contacting her to say he’d be back for the dinner party. And he is a dismissive mocking cahnt. And laughing at her. And Mike backing him? Feck that.

The voice in his head bit? ‘Get me out of here’. I smell Mike and the not your counsellor thing.

Yes she was intense. But he should have heard her out and understood. But saying sorry to shut her up? Fuck that. Cock.

‘I’m not that guy’. Yes you fucking well are.

Melissa Dino

Like taking speed and Valium. Not that I have but I assume it could be like that.

Jules Cam

Love them. They are both glowing.

Ning and not Ning

No fireworks? I was expecting more and didn’t get anything. 🤷‍♀️

Jess Mick

Love him. Still think she is there for the likes and fame. Loved when Mike got hauled over ‘I don’t see a fake girl’ and gazing at her diddies the whole time.

A diaphragm of where we were 🤣 bless.

The ‘Botox’ in her top lip is excessive. I’d a gob like that when I got punched by a chap in the street.

Had to deal with that whole situation on her own? But she created that as situation. 🤷‍♀️

She be a drama llama. She’s got the gob...

Ines Bronson

She is the gift that keeps on giving. If you like gifts that stab you in the eye and disembowel you. I think a point will come when he loses his beans.

She’d sleep with Sam till he left her? Aye. You go girl Hmm

Nic Cyrell

I like these two. She got the feist.

Mattymanbun and Martha

Lovely couple - more glowing.

Heidi Mike

He is slime. It oozes out of him. What a shame for her. I’ve seen more attractive things being deposited by the dog.

Stud Matt and Loz

Aaagh. The faux coy. You can just tell he is dying to preen and go pufty and say he ‘nailed her’ or some such.

mrstea301 · 18/01/2021 10:43

Just wanted to say as well, I loved when Jules was picking her gym classes for the week and asked Cam if he’d ever done Zumba, and he did a wee dance while replying 😂 love these two, feel like they may have genuinely got together if they’d met outside this programme!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 11:31

Commitment day

Jess and Farmer Mick

Good on him for telling her she was bratty. And good on her for admitting it. Glad they are staying. It isn’t going to work but I like watching him.

Melissa Dino

Zero air time? How?

lizzie sam

Bless - the drama - those eyes. She is defo out-madding Mad Lizzie. And out boggling Marty Feldman. Chill out lass.

I didn’t think I’d be saying this but I feel that Sam is even more unpleasant than clubby book Mike.

His smirking is getting right on my nellies.

He said he didn’t have her number? So why didn’t he contact the production team. Cock.
He’s another one that doesn’t like his inner core of cock being shown/advertised. He out and out sits there lying about the voice Mail.

Lizzie has ‘got’ him. She’s got his number. and his fecking voice mail

If she’d have been his type he would have been different. Guaranteed.

That tattoo up his neck looks like a zip. Where they can easily access his little brain cells to give them a little shake. You know, just so he can walk and talk and preen at the same time.

And clubby book Mike having a pop? Wind your neck in.

I hope she really does ‘punish’ him. But just be pointing out all of his clearly numerous faults. On the telly. So everyone can see it.

Ning and not Ning

Her lips go out further than her nose. Is this a thing?

The veins in her neck move more than her face. Fascinating.

Again - not much being shown of them. How is that then? Has she stopped being ningy?

heidi mike

For want of sounding a bit Silence of the lambs, I would do anything for her beautiful hair. I would do without it and shave my balding pitiful locks off if it meant I had to have clubby book Mike.

Sleeping like a baby? You sleazy cock. We made the most of it? You sleazy cock.

He didn’t like her saying he was not mr lovely nice guy all the time. He didn’t want her going really deep. He seemed to have no problem letting everyone know that he was getting deep enough in Heidi...

Matttmanbun and Martha

Are these not lovely together? Are they too dull to elaborate on their relationship or get air time?

cyrell nic

I like these two. And I really like her.
I want these two to work. Bless her. She made me get a bit emosh. And bless him for getting her.

If anyone needed the stay She did.

ines bronson

So. Cnutgate. How I wish they’d matched Bronson with mad lizzie.

I loved the crowd reaction to the bleeping!

Mike shaking his head at her ‘leave’ and yet he had a pop for Lizzie wanting to stay in a similar shite relationship. 🤷‍♀️

He reminds me on a bigger Spencer Matthews.

jules cam

They spoke so beautifully about eachother.

matt the shagger and loz

He has been bothering me for a little bit. He was reminding me on someone. He has the look of Dustin diamond (saved by the bell) and acts like that character too.

He was desperate to say he’d bobbed her. He wasn’t as uncomfortable as he made on. ‘Shedding this part of life that was uncomfortable for him’?

Me? I reckon David Icke is just about to have his lizard theory confirmed with this one. If he sheds his skin after another shared bath I wouldn’t be surprised.

ihatethecold · 18/01/2021 13:34

That tattoo up his neck looks like a zip. Where they can easily access his little brain cells to give them a little shake. You know, just so he can walk and talk and preen at the same time.

fecking genius.....Grin

CocoPark · 18/01/2021 13:36

Ok I'm up to date and ready to unleash!

Insta Jess and Farmer Mick
Kind of cute, not at all suited. They both know what the other is about though.

Cyrell and Nic
I like her, have been wary of him since he outed ex-virgin Matt. Really unkind, immature thing to have done

Cam and Jules
Seem so lovely, am waiting for the crash and burn

Martha and Matt
They seem suited actually. Both a bit vain, he's probably the nicer one but both seem harmless

Mike and Heidi
She's lovely. He's an arrogant sexist twat, she fancies him too much to see it atm.

Shagger Matt and Lauren
I wouldn't blame him for wanting to brag about losing the V! Aged 29, he must be SO chuffed and proud that's finally over with and won't want the other arrogant blokes (who in fairness WERE asking!) to still think he's "lesser" in that way. She seems nice, and I felt for her being lumbered with someone so awkward. The lesbian thing was a surprise and I can see why someone as insecure as Matt wouldn't be loving it. Interested to hear what the next "revelation" is.

Ning and Mark
I'd have walked out at the wedding, I agree she shouldn't be on the show. Yet another contestant with issues, for their otherwise nice and normal partner to now be lumbered with. Seem happy enough for now though

Lizzie and Sam
She's so insecure it hurts. The apology to Ines! The camera crew are mean constantly filming the food! Sam is full of himself but I guess he's just not that into her. She should have maintained her dignity at the ceremony and let it end but she must either be too keen on him, or the fame.

Ines and Bronson
She is hateful but playing up the cameras bigtime. Every word out her mouth is deliberate. The hair is AWFUL. Bronson seems perfectly nice, he ought to get out. The Ixpert telling him off like that for the C word was laughable after Ines' behavior. Really harsh.

Mel and Dino
Both likeable, totally unsuited.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 13:40

Moving in day

loz and shaggyitwasntme

I wish shaggymatt and the programme makers would quit it with the virgin plop. Matty boy. That ship has sailed. Your cherry - popped though it is - is off to sunnier climes.

I wish he’d man up. Though I think he got more than he bargained for! Favourite colour by godsGrinGrin

Who could have felt the lesbian stuff coming!!!! And the reaction?

What a melt.

sam and Lizzie

With the beanie on Lizzie looks like muppet Janice.

What is with Sam’s pointy little Adam’s apple?

Oh Lizzie. Open yer eyes love. The pair of them are wrong uns and don’t deserve your time.

heidi and mike

That chucking on the bed thing and walk away thing*. All about him. And it would make my nether regions hermetically seal itself.

Ines and Bronson

He could have talked about it with the guys - not on the commitment sofa.

But blow me. She is haaaaard work.
100% committed? Mmmhmm...

Does Ines genuinely think sam would really go for her after the way she acted?

The dorty midden.

The hatching 🐣? Just as well there isn’t a foof emoji...

And calling Lizzie a large noisy bird? Nice. And joker and big bird? What a bastard.

Ines is fucking cold. Lizzie’s apology was sincere. And to just crack on texting Sam? What a snidey little bastard.

Nic and Cyrell

Oh my! Over a non pda? Glad it is sorted out but she needs a wobble. The snappy jar thoughSmile

I think I would need a snappy swingbin 😬

The waxing!!! Grin

Cam Jules

The impromptu Zumba 🥰. I love how they seem to shine together. I’m scared of the possible SarahTelvs that might be lurking round the corner.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 13:44

The Ixpert telling him off like that for the C word was laughable after Ines' behavior. Really harsh.

Absolutely coco

We had a bit of a cross post but I think we are all seeing the same thing.

Although I am now really desperate to see shaggerMatt’s inner lizard person.

It’ll be like that tv programme back in the day ‘V’ for virgin? Grin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 13:45

Oops - bold fail but you get the drift Grin

CocoPark · 18/01/2021 13:53

Ha sorry sheldon I butted right into your summaries there!! My observations are clearly taking this vair seriously though, I enjoyed yours much more Grin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 14:03

I’d just done a big catch up too coco and just thought your post broke up the monotony of mine! Grin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 14:26

Sorry - a superfluous just.

Cakes of chocolate all round. Wink

ExVirginTitsInAbsentia · 18/01/2021 15:17

I might have a piece of chocolate for every time "sixual chimistry" is mentioned in today's episode...I really fancy eating a shit ton of chocolate and need justification....

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/01/2021 17:29

Loving the name tits Grin

I reckon you’ll be grand with that.

I’m sticking with a scoof of Baileys for every virgin/ex virgin/ lesbian.

I’ll be asleep by 2130....

Oh hold on.... I feel a homage coming on...

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 18/01/2021 17:32

Ta-dah!!!!!

JustGotToKeepOnKeepingOn · 18/01/2021 17:59

@SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin me too👍 As is everyone on MAFS 🤣

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 18/01/2021 18:05

I think I’ll have a malteser fest going on too. Every time Lizzie looks like she is auditioning for the Black Hole Sun video remake, a malteser will meet its end.

I’ve 3 Christmas boxes of them. I’m thinking that will be enough for today’s episode.

kwiksavenofrillsusername · 18/01/2021 18:18

Lizzie sort of reminds me of Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Show with those stringy extensions. But with the fingernails of Nostferatu.

ExVirginTitsInAbsentia · 18/01/2021 18:49

@kwiksavenofrillsusername I did think Sam's hair was looking a bit large too....

Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!
JustGotToKeepOnKeepingOn · 18/01/2021 19:42

OMG - that maid's outfit that Cyrelle has been made to wear is horrendous!

JustGotToKeepOnKeepingOn · 18/01/2021 20:05

Ning is being ridiculous. She was rude to Mark in the gym - she just took the piss out of the gym session. He was just trying to show her what he does for a living. And now she's crying 🤷‍♀️ Ning is just looking for things to get upset about!

RuggeryBuggery · 18/01/2021 20:10

Wow Matthew blinks ALOT