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Masterchef the Professionals, #5: Onwards to the Grand Final. Tissues at the ready.

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GrouchyKiwi · 16/12/2020 21:51

How many times will Santosh make us cry?

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littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:35

My cat just tried to forage my crisps. He is so on trend

Madcats · 29/12/2020 20:35

Did they alter the brief part way through? I don't think we'd class smoked salmon and a roll of pastry (and a bowl of fruit) as "leftovers". Binning Christmas pudding after using it for seasoning wouldn't count either!

viques · 29/12/2020 20:35

Wagyu beef, in a STEW!!! Is that allowed.

How much meat is she putting in that stew, the beef, the ham hock, the veal........ that’s a weeks worth of meat for a very hungry tiger.

Pebbledashery · 29/12/2020 20:35

Ohhhh I remember this guy.
Alligator peppers???

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/12/2020 20:35

To be honest DH did a big sigh, so didn’t put it on. He’s working and there’s nothing on.
Think I might have a drink though.

littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:41

Oh I don’t like this at all

littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:42

Wouldn’t feed a pixie

Sunbird24 · 29/12/2020 20:43

Did Greggg really just say that the wood sorrel leaf had a finish like sorrel??

littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:44

Oh no sweet gravy

Pebbledashery · 29/12/2020 20:45

He's just piled it all on top of each other.

Halsall · 29/12/2020 20:45

Nice one, Mon

viques · 29/12/2020 20:45

Not very festive Marianne. And not very seasonal, elderberries not in season in December.

Pebbledashery · 29/12/2020 20:46

Haha get him a bottle 🤣🤣
You can so imagine Greggs invite to Monica's Christmas party got lost in the post.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/12/2020 20:46

Monica speaks for the nation.
Effing coconut.

Sunbird24 · 29/12/2020 20:46

Love the way Mon says Tarte Tatin...

ilovesooty · 29/12/2020 20:47

@Pebbledashery

Haha get him a bottle 🤣🤣 You can so imagine Greggs invite to Monica's Christmas party got lost in the post.
Absolutely.
Pebbledashery · 29/12/2020 20:48

I bet Monica and Marcus shrivel up with embarrassment when Gregg turns up to their restaurants 😂

RomaineCalm · 29/12/2020 20:49

I'd like to be part of Marcus and Monica's What's App group.

ilovesooty · 29/12/2020 20:50

Well done William.

viques · 29/12/2020 20:50

I like the serving dishes William is using.

Memo to self, track down his restaurant and take a large bag when I visit.........

littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:51

Louisa. Great food

ilovesooty · 29/12/2020 20:52

I want to go to his restaurant too.

littlbrowndog · 29/12/2020 20:52

Me too viques

Pebbledashery · 29/12/2020 20:52

@RomaineCalm haha I bet its full of Gregg memes and the odd recipe.

viques · 29/12/2020 20:53

I think Louisa is the only one who read the brief and thought “celebration food should look nice!”

Her food looks beautiful.

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