Emmerdale with social distant acting, it's not great but better than nothing.....

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It's been such a strange year for us all but never more so than for the people of the dales, what will Christmas and the New Year episodes bring...........some lighthearted relief I hope but probably not.

Ahh wait, no, she just said ‘all of mine’ I think. Ignore me!

Ah yes; Cain wanted revenge for the hit and run on Moira and for Jamie trying to frame Belle. Which is pretty understandable, so I don’t know quite why Kim feels like she’s the one owed restitution.

I think I’d forgotten because Moira seems to have had the same miracle treatment that Dan and Nicola had before her. She’s happily carrying cow carcasses around in one hand as if she wasn’t mown down and left in a coma a few months ago; just as Dan, who was wetting himself because he couldn’t make the toilet not so long ago, is now a full-time mechanic again.

Are we going to see a romance between spoon face and Dan seeing as they're living in the same house surely two of the most unattractive characters ever

The Kim vendetta is way over the top,, the way she talks like a small town gangster it’s ridiculous

Are we going to see a romance between spoon face and Dan seeing as they're living in the same house

The spoon and the pudding?

I have just had a quick look at the old spoilers thread. I am ashamed to say I don’t remember half the names on it never mind how they left the show.

The spoon and the pudding?

As if Mackenzie would be able to break in to the garage twice in broad daylight in a tiny village and nobody notices? My PiL live in a place that size and you can't fart without the whole place knowing about it.
I agree about villainous Kim - the whole story is ridiculous. Sadly like most of the others atm.
For God's sake Vinny - when are you going to tell somebody that your odious father has beaten you up on at least 3 occasions, instead of running to the hospital after Paul got a taste of his own medicine
I wish the Debbie/Priya/Al revenge story would get a move on!

She’s happily carrying cow carcasses around in one hand as if she wasn’t mown down and left in a coma a few months ago; just as Dan, who was wetting himself because he couldn’t make the toilet not so long ago, is now a full-time mechanic again.
Move over Lourdes, Emmerdale is the new miracle hot spot.

Why does Mandy do that really annoying raspy voice in most scenes?! It hurts my throat just watching her do it so she must go through packets and packets of stepsils!

Spoiler Alert!! Harriet and Dan...

Brilliant @JaneJeffer

I agree how could Mac break into the garage in broad daylight, He’s really irritating anyway, plus there’s always someone overhearing or seeing something they shouldn’t doesn’t make sense

Someone help me out.

Last week when Debbie had told Sarah that she wanted to tell her something that evening (about new step dad Al) and Sarah came to the pub looking for her, Danny appeared and convinced Sarah to take off with him again and she did. Sarah hasnt been seen since. And no one has noticed.

Or have I missed where she came back?

Also, did Zac bring Jack back (too many rhymes!) with him? Did he just disappear to the magical land of upstairs along with all other soap under-10s?

Jack has probably followed in his father's footsteps and ran away.

Yes zac brought jack back without actually bringing jack back

Grrrr fucking Amy!

State of her hair!

I thought Amy was doing sign language for a minute and couldn't think why!

Don't tell me Tracey is going into labour and Amy comes to the rescue.

Right, there’s a GP surgery in the village, take her over.

Instead of running to get Eric, call him (and why Eric? )

Why do heavily pregnant women in soaps act shocked when they go into labour? “I cant be in labour!” Err, you’re pregnant, it’s entirely possible you’re in labour!

Ahh we're back to hospital Thursdays again. Great stuff.

They really are getting the use out of this hospital set. They’re as bad as Corrie with the prison set!

Socially distant car crashes are fun