Did MEasie really say strictly had given her a boost of confidence? How did she even notice that in the sea of confidence she has? Faux modesty is not apPEALing.
I see Tess and Clawd chose not to share the sleeve allowance this week. Tess must’ve won the arm wrestle.
Loved Anton’s quiet little yassssss as he was introduced 
Here goes. (A bloody gain)
vowel thief and janette
Ding dong - salsa calling.
There was hint of finger but it all seemed slightly laboured to me. Was it the breeks? The music? The shoes. I didn’t see a 10. Apart from THAT spin. Amazeballs.
I’m not quite sure why Shirl did. Maybe she is on a promise. She was on him like a lab on chips.
Glad Anton quickly swallowed Bruno back down quickly.
ranvir and joev
She looked stunning. And lass if you can’t grind your hips with JoeV doing it behind you, then I will step in.
You sold it so fair play lady. I’m guessing you were selling JoeV because that is what I intend to take home. 
. Good job lass.
The grinds though Joe. I’d like it like that. A lot.
A little dirty ‘bout max and diane
More Freddie Fbomb than Astaire. It was kind of charming but too safe. I mean it wasn’t bad but I wanted to be wowed and wasn’t. I was wowed enough when he swore though.
A gusset would not have helped.
Possibly sticky this week. Dance off wise.
JJ and amy
Nice of old Hal to rock up. He hasn’t been my favourite of late but he seems nicer on his own. Perhaps she is away hustling for a spot on Dancing with the stars... Disney only has so many films...
Anyway. The jive. She did well to play to his abilities there. It wasn’t great but it wasn’t shocking either. I don’t know. He makes me feel when he dances. I’m a grizzled auld veteran. It moved me for some reason
Measie and PGorka
Wheeling out the colleagues? I’m taking it that stage mam was away promoting the sibling and the dog for the new Pudsey...
Why did they dress her as slut drop barbie? A pair of slacks and a sensible pair of brogues and a chunky knot would have been more appropriate. Campanology barbie.
Robot stuff not necessary.
She looked awfully practised (years of?) given that she clearly didn’t practise much... all that time gassing on the phone.
*the amazing Bill and Oti^
No words. No shite ones anyway.
I LOVED IT. You bring me joy mate. For someone who is a miserable auld soul really, you bring me JOY! My black wizened little heart smiles 🖤
And I loved it. It was FABYOUBLOUS!!!!!
10 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨
Should have been bloody three of them.
And not forgetting Oti. Loving your work here mate 💜. Loving it.
If you are not in the final I will eat my lumbering trunky legs 🌳
Cq plugga and the delightful Johannes
A waltz. I got taught how to do this (a shambolic waltz) many moons ago.
No Debbie McGee leg stretch but only Debbie can do them anyway.
To my untrained eye this wasn’t bad. A wee bit of mistaken feet but not bad.
But I felt feckall.
But...
MEDIC! MEDDDDDDDIC!!!!
No plugging.
But. Fecking rude shoving Johannes away like that.
Anton said you could never look bad. To me? You looked fecking bad doing that 
And where has Johannes’s lovely smile gone?
Tis halfway between a smirk and a grimace.
biscuits and beyoootiful Karen
Sexy biscuits? The only thing sexy about biscuits is when they are clarted in chocolate. And they are actually biscuits and not the biscuits.
That said, it wasn’t sexy but it made me smile. A lot.
And I reckon if I’d have learned to shake my arse like that then my life would have turned out differently!
clara and aljaz
I wasn’t looking forward to this on paper. But I am so very glad to have been proved wrong. They were amazing and she looked stunning!
If Shirl had picked on that I would have swivelled my trotter up her glutes.
Amazing. I loved it (almost) as much as Bill. Fabulous darlings 💗 well done Aljaz.
And not forgetting tonybeak
I haven’t read anything yet but I like his judging. No real mugging. He was kind, constructive and he ‘fitted’. Go on Anton. You can come back. 
And I know I’ve lost my waspish post to the ether. This is short and polite in comparison. So sorry about that.
Although to those who don’t care for my spoutings- you are probably breathing a sigh of relief. So you are welcome