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SCD '20 #4: <giant CGI elephant wanders slowly and unnecessarily across the thread>

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 07/11/2020 13:54

Last thread here.

It's movie week everybody!

Grab your popcorn and get ready for such blockbusters as Caroline as Mama Rose, Jamie as Hercules, Max painted yellow, Jason with a lightsaber, and Dianne after fancying a change at the hairdressers!

(Only kidding Dianne Flowers)

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augustusglupe · 07/11/2020 21:35

Voted for Bill & Jamie

ohidoliketobe · 07/11/2020 21:36

I'm about half an hour behind.

Do you think Bill accepted the offer to appear knowing full well he would be surprisingly good, and they had probably only asked him because they'd assumed he would be a bit shit?

What's monkseal's twitter handle please?

Ellmau · 07/11/2020 21:38

I reckon Nicola will be in the danceoff but probably saved.

Jason's probably for the chop. I thought he was undermarked a bit, I actually really enjoyed the routine (maybe just me) although admittedly there wasn't much paso in it, I only realised that was it was supposed to be when they said in the judging.

Clara also undermarked, but I think is the only one likely to be in the danceoff who they would save over Nicola.

JJ also a possible for the danceoff.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/11/2020 21:41

@ohidoliketobe

I'm about half an hour behind.

Do you think Bill accepted the offer to appear knowing full well he would be surprisingly good, and they had probably only asked him because they'd assumed he would be a bit shit?

What's monkseal's twitter handle please?

Wouldn't surprise me . . . Grin
SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/11/2020 21:42

there wasn't much paso in it, I only realised that was it was supposed to be when they said in the judging.

It was the awful knee walks that gave it away for me.

Impatiens · 07/11/2020 21:43

So I seem to be totally in alone here in not enjoying Bill Bailey at all. I think he's fantastic at what he does - I love his comedy and his music but dancing? No. His posture is so artificial and all his movements just look so unrhythmic and unattractive to me. I really really don't get it.

Loved Maisie and Ranvir but that was about it this week - I really rate Hrvy but it wasn't their night.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 07/11/2020 21:44

I think there was quite a bit of paso, it just didn't really look like it because he didn't really have any toning or technique so it just looked like walking and spinning.

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the80sweregreat · 07/11/2020 21:49

If anyone impresses Craig in week three then I know they are good! Craig has always been my bench mark!
Mind you, Bill might not be as good at ballroom next time around!

Theromanempire · 07/11/2020 21:52

I am upset about Jason - it is going to take a miracle for him not to go this weekend Sad I really like him, he is so enthusiastic and smiley and think he could have been so much better with another pro (Luba has been a big disappointment). Plus, we won't get any ballroom from him and I think he would have looked good in that style!

augustusglupe · 07/11/2020 22:03

I don't think we'll get anything new now from Nicola..Shadow boxes, stomps about, smiles a lot, overmarked and repeat.. but of course she'll stay.

chillied · 07/11/2020 22:03

Monkseal on Twitter is Chris Rubery

queenjaneappro · 07/11/2020 22:17

TheRomanempire I agree. I'm going to be gutted if Jason goes but I think he probably will.

herecomesthsun · 07/11/2020 22:17

@Poshjock

Holy hell what was that?!

Firmly in the hate camp and why oh why such obvious blue knicks? I couldn't not see them.

There's an advantage to having obvious knicks. If the knicks are too subtle people wonder whether there were any knicks there at all.
TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2020 22:29

Welcome to knee high boots for the boys week!

I'm really not feeling these opening dances, I can't put my finger on it, what's wrong? Someone help me out! And what was with the batman thing, did they just struggle to find a part for Johannes?

Nice to see Shirley doing her bit for stockpiling and keeping the spare loo roll safe tonight.

Threw some votes to Jason because I feel he deserves more of a chance as a non dancer, and be nice for his wee girl (said in a Nadine from Girls Aloud voice) to see him in for at least another week. Shame he got paired with Luba, he could have done with Oti to really bring him out of his shell and give him some confidence, I don't think Luba has that about her.

What exactly was the Max/Diane couples choice? I physically shuddered with the leg saxophone move Confused Does she really give zero shits now that she's already won, or has Joe told her to make sure she doesn't dance too well with Max?

Bill still my favourite as a total blokey non dancer he's doing a grand job thanks to her majesty Oti, could watch her all day long.

I think Caroline could be in danger, I don't feel she is coming across too well, so I'm putting her and Baron von Biscuits in the dance off.

xsquared · 07/11/2020 22:32

And what was with the batman thing, did they just struggle to find a part for Johannes?

I thought he was being the Grace Jones character from A View to a Kill.

Sittinbythesea · 07/11/2020 22:38

Voted for Bill, hrvy and max. First two my dds’ choices, max my choice because he is so pretty and I wouldn’t want him to look sad. I liked his dance too.
Jason was bad - but awful music choice & choreography. CQ a bit dull, I don’t think she is coming across well at all, such a luvie and the cringey ‘this is for you’ to her out of work friends. It’s a shame, I’ve always liked her and I margined she would be fun. I can’t imagine people voting for her, sadly.

Ellmau · 07/11/2020 22:40

Did anyone else think Maisie didn't seem too thrilled to see her mum?

derxa · 07/11/2020 22:43

Bill had a face like a skelped arse when other people were being applauded. I don't think he's that nice.

ilovesooty · 07/11/2020 22:55

Diane hasn't already won.

ilovesooty · 07/11/2020 22:56

@derxa

Bill had a face like a skelped arse when other people were being applauded. I don't think he's that nice.
I think he has the male equivalent of resting bitch face.
TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2020 23:31

@ilovesooty

Diane hasn't already won.
Sorry yes, that's correct, I think it was me wishing she (and Joe) had over Stace and KfG Sad
TitsInAbsentia · 07/11/2020 23:33

@xsquared

And what was with the batman thing, did they just struggle to find a part for Johannes?

I thought he was being the Grace Jones character from A View to a Kill.

Ah that must be it! I'd rather see the dancers with their feet on the floor to be honest, all that floating around doesn't really do it for me, so I think the combo of floating and not know who he was meant to represent threw us completely!
TheSpottedZebra · 07/11/2020 23:38

Did anyone else think Maisie didn't seem too thrilled to see her mum?

Er, no! I think they seem v close. But they probably talk every 10 minutes on the phone / WhatsApp.

SparklingDinosaurs · 08/11/2020 01:25

Does anyone know how long it takes for the episode to go in iplayer after the live show finishes? I never seen able to sit down (ie escape the children!) until 9 or after and the last two weeks it’s not been available for ages after I’m ready to watch - ended up watching ITT thur and fri episodes instead.

Really loving the thread. I pause my watching and read whats being said at each step (lot of things get picked up on here than I’ve missed so it’s fab!)

Love BB. Think he knew he’d be decent but the producers assumed he’d be a dud hence pairing with Oti (who is suppose to get a dud after winning last year?)

The Simpsons was horrific. I’m not a big fan of Dianne either something about her just doesn’t gel with me. I’m sure it was her than wanted to do the simpsons (maybe heard on ITT?). It’s more the make up and costumes that terrify me. I don’t like when they bring animated/cartoon figures to life. I was similarly terrified of the stage show version of peppa pig - very freaky.

Caroline ... oh she’s been my biggest disappointment. I think I had her all wrong and realise now I didn’t really know much about her at all. I sort of assumed she’d be fun loving and down-to-earth as PP said and she’s....just not is she. I don’t think she’ll gain many fans from this appearance she’s quite hard to relate to and appears to think she’s better than she is (maybe not so much this week as she tried the whole ‘here to learn from experts’ like but definitely the other weeks she clearly thought she was much better than she actually was).

Luba just isn’t a decent pro. She’s not getting the best out of Jason at all. I know she’s not got much to work with as he’s no dancer but she’s not making the best of what he could be.

Clara is lovely but I feel she’s quite overlooked and I hope she really is enjoying the experience being a massive strictly fan. And I love A and he’s probably my favourite make pro (or gio...I can’t decide I’ll have them both!)

BVB was hilarious. No blinking clue of he danced well or not but he should stay for pure comedy gold and wearing that outfit too. I can see why Karen choreographed the lift to be right at the end...he wasn’t exactly graceful and returning her to her feet at the end or when with Claud!!!

JJ was good but little dull for me. I actually am not a fan of Amy. Too sickly sweet for my tastes and her with K last year put me off as well.

Nicola wasn’t very good. I mean she’s got a lovely smile but i don’t think it’s a fair playing field at all although will hold judgement until I see her in a ballroom dance and in hold. Right now I actually don’t think the mirror side by side type dancing is doing her any favours and it’s providing a direct contrast to how a pro dances it especially when they are in same clothes. I suppose good for her for negotiating a no dresses/skirts contract if that’s important to her. I’m not a dress skirt type person so do get a little weary of the whole “oh I won’t wear a dresss it’s not me” on week one then “I feel amazing I love this dress” by week 3 in a massive full of glitzy dress (was it annaka rice that had that “journey” and others). Shoes are different though. I do think it must be easier to dance in flats (though maybe actually better in heels per PP mention of even males having heels in some Latin?) if that’s all your use to wearing. I can hardly walk in heels never mind dance so I’d have to overcome that as well as learn the dance. I’m sure Clara said she was always in trainers and never ever heels (didn’t Claud mention something like that at the launch show?)

Ranvir seems proper lovely. Just genuine person. I hope she goes far. And not just because I want Gio on my screen each week. He’s a good teacher too. I’d love if they are more than dance partners def seems a little spark there.

The Pro dance was a bit of a let down. Didn’t seem to be much dancing considering. I’d also never have known there we’re 3 bonds if they hadn’t told me In ITT. Very strange.

Alright that’s enough rambling from me. Except to say I wish they’d just show the results on Saturday so I can watch to whole lot!!!

SparklingDinosaurs · 08/11/2020 01:26

@TheSpottedZebra

Did anyone else think Maisie didn't seem too thrilled to see her mum?

Er, no! I think they seem v close. But they probably talk every 10 minutes on the phone / WhatsApp.

Yeah I took it more than she wasn’t that fussed about seeing her in person. Not as much as they were making out anyway. She’ll have been speaking to her constantly anyway. Or maybe she was annoyed her mum was trying to get on her strictly segment Wink (she’s a massive stage mum isn’t she)