The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

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Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

There's ditzy, and there is utterly unprofessional, though - and blurting out things you have been discussing with your client is completely unprofessional - surely even Rose must realise that?

Tbh I was a bit icked by Hendrix being there in his nethers being massaged by her anyway so bleurgh to the whole scene

You’re not really meant to talk much when giving a massage anyway.

Nicolette is annoying me though. I know today she was talking to Piece but the boy with Paul yesterday was very odd.

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I know if I was a lawyer, I would be soooo happy that a kid still in High School thinks they can save my law firm. What with all that experience and their law degree and everything.

Well that Rose storyline was tied up quickly! I thought Toadie was being set up for a long legal fight and possible romance.

Aaron is looking v handsome at the moment. Me and my husband were both commenting on how good he looks lol!

He didn’t really put up a fight there, did he?

I’m sure a husband that secretly stashes most of his money has no other faults and is a wonderful partner.

It was odd how they made the who divorce situation Rose being irrational. Like they had a few fights and she just left, yet the whole lead up to it was some financially controlling prick taking her kids away from her...

Yeah I think Rosen deserves better. Even with her midnight flit which is pretty crap, she didn't deserve the ex, and the fact he'd even know how to hide money in off shore accounts and be willing to says much about who he is.

It’s really shit writing again. They showed how hard done by she was and irradiated it all in half an ep.

Also shit as most people would have liked to see her and Toadie together for a bit rather than that shit show with Dee.

It was very one dimensional in the end.

I’m just pissed off that they’ve dragged Scarlett back - how can someone who stabbed other people be out of prison so soon - never mind finding a millionaire fiancé.

I really hope she’s not the new Finn/Andrea.

Baddies used to go away after their plots were done I thought... When did these annual bad smells become the only option?

I think in part stuff like Rose shows how difficult how hard it is when no one can touch. Hers and Toadies relationship could have been more intense of they could touch and hug etc

Yeah, not even an accidental slip and catch situation.

I think they’ve done well. That Roxy and Kyle kiss and Elly and Shaun kiss were the only romantic moments it was more obvious.

Although the party at the backpackers when everyone was standing in a v shape like a team of superheroes was funny.

I do think that have done really well, although I don’t watch any other soaps so don’t know what they are like.

I think the only off bit of the lack of physical contact between pierce and Chloe. They either needed to take it or have her mention that he didn't. As it was I wasn't sure if it was a reflection on the emotional gap between them, or the fact there's a pandemic on the loose. Unlike in Home and Away where everyone is snogging with abandon and glee #GoRoo

Neighbours is filmed in Melbourne, which has had much stronger lockdown than the rest of AU, so that's probably why less snogging.

Yeah, it's just weird seeing H&A lot slobbering with gusto as usual , I don't want English soaps so no idea what it's like on those. Anyway, not complaining about the snogging, I like Roo and Tori finding some action 😉☺️

No kissing in Corrie or Emmerdale, even had a wedding where the bride and groom were very obviously social distancing from each other!

Good to know that Erinsborough PD is so well staffed the cops assigned to the Ned/Scarlett case are his friend and neighbour and his very recent ex girlfriend. God, this is stupid!

I thought that too, as if they'd be allowed to deal with it. Plebs.

The whole storyline - Ned chasing after her and actually going back into the maze after her. As if. I mean I know it’s make believe, but it should be semi credible surely.

Yes. Semi-credibke shouldn't be too much to ask, but even that seems a stretch on this storyline.

Yashvi isn’t even just his ex but also a victim of Scarlett! So not only is she questioning someone she is emotionally attached to (again) but is a factor in the case! It’s ridiculous!

Also there was a weird edit when Ned was watching the cctv which annoyed me.

None of this would happen!

This is up there with Paul being daddy boo boo and a book being written and released in two months. Shark jumpage.

I'll forgive Ned anything because you just explain it with "trauma" but the idea that alevo and rooky Yashvi are basically running the police station singlehandedly is ridiculous. At least Mark was a proper grown up, how old is Levi??

Dipi is such a control freak