The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

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Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

I couldn't work out if it was a genuine truce between him and NicNak or if he's going to use it against her to win over P Daddy

I’m not sure he’s that smart but she is.

The scene with Roxy and the health woman was silly - why on earth would she wear that too-small top!

You did see her buttoning it up when she was with Bea but agree it was a silly scene and certainly a huge leap. So you're straight, me too, oh you're gay, I'll have sex with you

I just have to vent some anger!
I hate Dipi so much! She's an awful character and makes Shane so unhappy. He's been a different person with Amy and it's nice to see! I want her to leave him be and for him to be happy with Amy without all the drama!! Phew! I only it's only a soap.

I agree, I can't stand her. It doesn't help that the actress playing her cries so unconvincingly.

See, I did hate Dipi but if comes down to between Dipi and Amy, I’m on Team Dipi. Amy’s a psycho.

@TomBradysLeftKneecap

See, I did hate Dipi but if comes down to between Dipi and Amy, I’m on Team Dipi. Amy’s a psycho.

Team Amy!!!!

Amy is insecure, but so is Shane. I think without Toadie glowering and Dipi simpering they could make each other really happy and less insecure.

Is Amy still in the hotel?

I don’t think either are right long term. They are both doing things to try and control the relationship. Amy is just a rebound.
But then I find Shane a squinty annoying hypocrite ever since Yashvi first got with Ned so I don’t care if he’s with someone nice or not.

I don't think they should necessarily last, but I think him having someone who actually likes him for who he is, and her having someone who isn't gay would do them both wonders.

I feel like Dipi doesn't like Shane but he's the baby Daddy and she signed paperwork for him so she should keep him

But when you’re in a new relationship you generally like that person for them, because you only know the top layer at that point.

Why is Nicolette still wearing such skimpy clothes. Surely she would have a slight bump now?

Yes Shane is dreadful and squinty (like Danny Dyer) as is Amy who is pushy and goes where angels fear to tread

@MiddleClassProblem

But when you’re in a new relationship you generally like that person for them, because you only know the top layer at that point.

Yes I get that, but I think a bit of that would be good for him compared to Dipi "you're never QUITE good enough"

More GDPR issues today with Ned giving out customer phone numbers

She'd have conveniently left the number lying about to be found otherwise. It saved a few lines of dialogue. Why else would Ned, the ace businessman, be so lax about data protection?
So many frills this week. First Chloe shows up in that white blouse monstrosity, then Amy trots in sporting that ghastly frilly-shouldered whatsit. I'll hold my hands up to not knowing what's at the cutting edge of fashion any more, as if I ever did, but wtf?

Yes dreadful frills from those 2 plus scantily clad Nicolette all wearing half way up your bottom skirts

Are there no, FE colleges in Melbourne. No choice but EH with limited subjects. Wouldn't Brent want to do art and design and Hendrix could do something there as well

That's true, woodhill, they would both have been so much happier there.

But maybe because he doesn’t have his HSC grades he can’t go to such a college?

What's Harlow doing with her life? And Mackenzie?

Mackenzie will be Mayor by next week but then will make a big mistake due to her inexperience and will have to resign. Then she will just run Sonya’s nursery and give people plants for any required gift.

Harlow will go on a gap yah to help out in an orphanage and come Planck after two months preaching to David about water shortages and how she can’t talk to him until he fills in the pool. But then Paul will give her a ridiculous job at Lassiters and she will forget all her preaching, move into the penthouse and driver a lambo.

Mackenzie will give her a fern and it will accidentally get knocked off the edge of the balcony during a drug fuelled party where some new bad boy shows up with a made up drug that is all the rage. The plant pot will land on Bea’s head and she will die but who dunnit? Cut to shock faces of formally of their face party people, Nicolette, Kyle, Aaron and Susan (with a little white powder on her nostril).

Lol good plan, but do we actually know? 🤣🤣

Not a clue. You’d assume one or both would be doing uni. Mackenzie seems preoccupied with her job at Toadie’s and the council. Harlow is, you know, talking to boys.

Haha yeah she really should just wait to find a nice brainy boy at Uni instead of making do with all the local bad boys

@MiddleClassProblem

But maybe because he doesn’t have his HSC grades he can’t go to such a college?

Usually in the UK the ones with lower grades who are not wanting to do A levels go to a FE college