*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

And he's the one building a pillow fort?

No, wrong guy. Mr Pillow Fort is the millionaire.

[quote ExtraPaddingForFallingOver]@BlogTheBlogger.......yes!!
That’s exactly what I thought, Sean (200 conquests my arsch! not the bar manager) really reminds me of my auntie Julie, when she had her hair streaked in the 80’s [/quote]
So relieved it is not just me! Apologies to Auntie Julie, am sure her hair looked lovely but yes it is such an 80's ladies kind of look/vibe

Mr Eau thinks Sean is the love child of Simon Mayo and Paul Young...

Oh god, he DOES look like Paul Young!

He does! I spent ages trying to work out who he looks like.

@YourVagesty

That begs the question as to why he's spoken about his 200 + conquests. He should have kept his mouth shut.

I thought the same, why bring it up? I was sitting with DH watching MAFS and I said to him, 'if you've slept with that many, keep it to yourself, I have zero desire to know'. And then I realised that I live in blissful ignorance because I have no idea how many he's slept with and I'm happy to keep it that way. No need to discuss that stuff, let alone broadcast it on international TV. Unless you are secretly proud of it.

For the record, my DH probably hasn't slept with anywhere near that number I hope

Yup, totally agree with you. I'm the same, no idea and don't want to know.

Did Paul Young think it would make him look like a dashing stud? Very ill-judged of him to broadcast it on the TV.

*Davina is turning out to be even worse than I thought and I’m sure her lips are getting bigger.

She reminds me of someone, just trying to think who.*

I think she's studied Angelina Jolie's mannerisms because she's got them down to a tee, and also seems to be sculpting her face to look Angelina-y.

@VinylDetective

But what is his issue with her? I don’t get it, does he think she’s too fancy for him?

I don’t remember what his mum was like, I don’t even remember his mum, thr only mum that sticks is Ashley’s cod Troy keeps going on about her and Patrick’s mother.

I am so ready for a MAFS distraction this evening. Today has been bloody awful. Bring me vacuous crap and unnecessary drama to cheer me all the way up!

Me too Rinder. I’m having a bathroom putting in so we;ve just had to troop out to shower at their dad’s. Of course I packed clean clothes for everyone but me...Think I might have some wine 🍷

Not a fan of the slight spoiler just before this evening's episode!

Although perhaps it was just chatter rather than what actually is going to happen.

Hello ladies...
Another fun evening awaits us!

I feel a little sorry for Jo
Thumbface is showing his true colours too

Sorry to hear you had a bad day Rinder

for you Roz. Onwards and upwards!

Thanks Claudia, I will recover my optimism any second now. Tonight’s show looks like it could be a cracker!

Ashley is not holding back on her assessment of Troy - she’s more astute than I’d given her credit for.

Sean is like the anti-Jesse; he’s all walls and no door

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Sean is like the anti-Jesse; he’s all walls and no door

🤣

All walls and no door!!

Made me really laugh 😂

It all makes perfect sense now! Dean has no interest in women as people, Tracey and Davina look really similar, and i was putting his attraction to DaviNA (love that autocorrect added the NA!) down to him having already slept with Tracey so respecting her less, but actually it’s far more obviously that Tracey had a child already and he doesn’t want the focus to be on anyone else!

RozHuntleysStump How did he tell you?

Oh Thumbface...😞

Again with the 'psyche' thing.
It's not a monster that's going to jump out and get you!

I agree with you Rinder. He's used Tracey. Got the sexy time he wanted and he's scared by the child and the woo-joo. Now time to move onto Davina.

Incidentally why is the 'NA' in Davina In capitals??

Italian ?

The guy that slept with loads of women? I asked and he told me. I was only young at the time 16 so wasn’t expecting that as an answer although he was much older than me.

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

'Sean is like the anti-Jesse; he’s all walls and no door'. Which Sean?

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

I am so ready for a MAFS distraction this evening. Today has been bloody awful. Bring me vacuous crap and unnecessary drama to cheer me all the way up!

I was, too, but our tally's not working. Must be the weather or something.

I was sooooooo looking forward tp the proverbial hitting the fan!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Oh Thumbface...😞

Again with the 'psyche' thing.
It's not a monster that's going to jump out and get you!

I agree with you Rinder. He's used Tracey. Got the sexy time he wanted and he's scared by the child and the woo-joo. Now time to move onto Davina.

Incidentally why is the 'NA' in Davina In capitals??

I accidentally typed it as DaviNA once, and it seemed to fit with her disagreeable character to have Nah at the end of her name. Nothing more clever than that!

Italian, spiky haired trollop Sean