Selling Sunset - OMFG I'm obsessed! Anyone else?

[Literallynoidea]

It's so good! I usually HATE trash TV but this is just fabulous.

I love Brett and Jason and want to be friends with them - they are so calm and nice.

I hate Christine and Davina and possibly also Heather.

I love Chrishell and Amanza and Mary. And Maya is ok.

Such great telly!

I’ve just found this and I’ve managed to binge 2 series in 2 days . It’s such great trashy nonsense. The names are hilarious, Chrishell and Amanza and they all dress like they’re off to a wedding reception or ladies day at the races. Brill.

I want Mary’s body (minus the tacky tattoos). The wedding in one of the houses was a bit weird though. They’d looked at vineyards and other actual venues but ended up going with a last minute house on the books. It just made it look like a set up, done on the cheap and staged for the show.

I like Christine, she is brash and mouthy but tbh, she does seem to speak the truth when everyone else is two faced people pleasing.

Maya had a baby, did she mention it?!

Heather is so beige, it’s surely impossible to hate her?

Amanza is useless and always pulling the ‘rushed and burdened ‘single mom’ schtick, apart from the nanny, obvs.

Davina is a funny one.

The two brothers must be teeny tiny in RL. They are always half the size of whoever they’re filming scenes with! Like pint sized Jason Stathams. I don’t know what to make of them, they seem like knobhead playboys but ok to work with (though there are definite shades of bellend there too).

It’s taken me 3 seasons to be able to confidently identify them all (although still no idea re. Justin & Jason 😄). But it is awesome bingeable nonsense.

Worryingly I have reached the point where I’m thinking “oh that’s only $5m, move on...”

Oh god is it Brett and Jason?

@crumpet. TBF, they’re pretty interchangeable. I know what you mean re the asking prices. Some (all) of the stuff is so vulgar.

OMG Christine’s wedding!

I’m going to dive into s3 tomorrow. Looking forward to the goth blowup doll wedding, it’ll be a highlight.

Poor Chrishell is all I have to say! Damn you Justin Hartley

I love this show

Christine reminds me of Naomi's sister in the 90210 reboot.

Davina reminds me of someone too but can't remember

I'd love to know more about Brett & Jason. I still can't tell them apart, but they are both like weird crushes of mine. Like not normally my type but I totally would.

I love Chrishelle, Maya and Mary

Not sure about Amanza

S3, I’m going in...

Oooh I've not watched this yet but keep seeing it as I'm browsing Netflix ... I have decided I need to watch something where people have names like Amanza and Crichelle plus, you know, house porn!

I've finished season 3 and absolutely gutted! Thought Christines wedding was so fabulous and over the top it was like something out of Sex and the City, her dress was just out of this world! Felt sorry for Chrishell, I watch This is Us and definitely makes me look at Justin Hartley in a different way now

Ahhh so glad I'm not alone! @JonHammIsMyJamm how on EARTH can you like Christine? She is poison! Not as bad as Davina though - awful person!

I think Mary is so pretty but needs to eat more. I feel sorry for her as I think she has a good heart.

Funny re: how tiny Jason and Brett are! I think Mary and Jason should get together again.

I'm halfway through Series 2 but am addicted. Yesterday I sat on the sofa with my laptop on my lap and watched it while 'working'. It is all I can think about - need to finish it all before DH gets back at the weekend as he won't have the slightest interest.

It makes LA look so awful - not the beaches obvs, but fuck me I'd hate to live among those people! It does make me a bit sad I can't have an infinity pool and beach views views and constant sunshine though.

Also yes I think I like Amanza but she dresses too trashily. She needs to go a bit more upmarket. I mean, they all dress like expensive hookers but she needs to up her game a bit I think.

The final episode with Romaine finally speaking with any sort of emotion had me laughing!
I hate Davina. They are all dramatic and of course it's engineered but she is such a shit stirrer.

Also yes @pinkgin85 damn Justin Hartley! How COULD he! I now need to stop thinking he is handsome and start hating him for messing with the lovely Chrishelle.

I've watched all three seasons in a matter of days!

Chrishell seems lovely, as do Mary and Amanza. I thought of MN during season 2 when Heather was calling herself a stepmother who loved "her" kids and totally understood the hardships of parenting after about a month with this guy.

The houses definitely aren’t my thing, too glitzy, sharp and harsh but they’re definitely impressive.

I love Christine’s mad outfits. She’s so OTT. That burgers and Botox thing was terrifying! The idea of going to a house viewing and having a medical procedure is so weird and scary.

Heather is such a bimbo. It makes me laugh how whenever she’s on FaceTime, she’s just posing and adjusting herself for the best look just not giving a shit about the other person or what they’re saying.

I’m sure Amanza said she was experienced in real estate but she seems totally wet behind the ears (and totally useless) at it. I wonder if the lateness is edited up to the nines or if she’s really that awful. It strikes me as a job where there’s a lot of flexibility but whe you’ve got an appointment, you need to be there on time, every time.

I think without Christine the show would be v dull, @Literallynoidea. I wouldn’t want her as my friend but she’s excellent value on my telly.

This show was is my treat to myself if I can get DH to go to bed before me! But the fakeness of all of them. In S1, Mary is the most natural beauty of them all, and by S3, she looks like Dolly Parton!
And they obviously all get plaited by the same hair stylist.
The make up is getting so over the top- its like an episode of Knots Landing .
Love it!

They need to get s4 up ASAP.

DH won’t watch it either, so I have to have my secret shame of this RHONY & RHOBH when he’s busy or I watch it in the bath. He does the same with his equivalent (golf & cooking videos on YT).

I’ve binged watched them all in days and can’t wait for another series. God those houses are amazing. I honestly don’t think Christine is a real human being she is so devoid of any emotion but the show would be flat without her, I’m just wondering how long her marriage will last. Apparently Chrishell got her name because she was born in a Shell service station and the attendant who helped her mum was called Chris!

I binge watched all 3 series over the last week which is unheard of I’ve never binge watched anything ever. Just found it completely addictive viewing, almost like watching aliens in another world! They put more effort into their daily work look than I put into a night out out look, how can they even be arsed with that level of maintenance?

Need series 4.

I love the programme and I love just being able to watch something without thinking! I can't understand why Chrishell went to the wedding but I think it was all for drama. I love just being able to look at houses I would never be able to afford to buy

Yes totally agree @JonHammIsMyJamm - also she is staggering to look at.

I was fascinated to see her parents at her engagement party (haven't got to the wedding yet) - they seem no normal to have produced this extraterrestrial looking creature!

Love the story about the Shell garage @Afternooninthepark !!

With the twins - I think Brett has more prominent teeth.