Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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My big issue is the Mammy's appetite has gone to pot. I'd do three courses but at the moment the woman can barely eat one. And she's gonna be fed to fuck by the end of this. There's only us two!!!!

Now plating and presentation. I shall have to practice. And perhaps buy new plates.

I promise to never go poncy and to always use proper delph

God I can't bake but even I know folding doesn't mean whipping in

Looked like she just knocked the air out.

Dd has just said about Christian “I bet the MN massive love him”

120 people is 1440 sprouts according to my Christmas calculations...

That'll be fun in an enclosed space .

Surprise surprise. It's Claire and Bev on the salmon!! Course they are fucked. I've gone right off Bev and I loved her at the start.

Was Pauline? The older woman - cutting asparagus individually? Their speed or lack of it is infuriating

Aw poor mammy potter. She needs chicken soup and rice pudding. ( oh no, that’s me! 😏)

Hmm...?

Which one's Christian?

Just interested in the cooking.

Potter can you scale down to taster size for your practices? My mum could manage bite sized meals

Beverley that's her. Bloody irritating. Nothing will ever be her fault.

I like Charlotte and Christian today. They're all a bit frustrating though.

It's a huge thick pot of liquid of course it's gonna take a fucking long time to boil

This is embarrassing. So much faffing around.

@forqs yes I think I am gonna have to.

Well they've screwed up the starter.

Dude. I'd be well pissy if I were head chef.

Nothing will ever be her fault.

Exactly.

Mammy Potter: "OH SHUT YOUR TRAP GREGGG!!"

I hate to say it, but jonty was right, they didn’t take it seriously at the start.
Christian is the big unit on pears.

That salmon looks very overdone to me

Watching sauce being mixed on the floor in a plastic tub with what looks like a piece of plant machinery is what puts me off faine daining

Of course it's fucking hot Claire, it just came out from the grill

Head Chef is only a minute away from telling the lot of them to sod off out of the kitchen. I feel for him.

She’s feeling better then Potts.
Oh miracle upon miracle, it’s fine.