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Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:46

This is new thread

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PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:18

My big issue is the Mammy's appetite has gone to pot. I'd do three courses but at the moment the woman can barely eat one. And she's gonna be fed to fuck by the end of this. There's only us two!!!!

Now plating and presentation. I shall have to practice. And perhaps buy new plates.

I promise to never go poncy and to always use proper delph

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:18

God I can't bake but even I know folding doesn't mean whipping in

LaMarschallin · 06/04/2020 21:18

Looked like she just knocked the air out.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:18

Dd has just said about Christian “I bet the MN massive love him”

RomaineCalm · 06/04/2020 21:19

120 people is 1440 sprouts according to my Christmas calculations...

That'll be fun in an enclosed space Wink.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:21

Surprise surprise. It's Claire and Bev on the salmon!! Course they are fucked. I've gone right off Bev and I loved her at the start.

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:21

Was Pauline? The older woman - cutting asparagus individually? Their speed or lack of it is infuriating

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:21

Aw poor mammy potter. She needs chicken soup and rice pudding. ( oh no, that’s me! 😏)

LaMarschallin · 06/04/2020 21:22

Hmm...?

Which one's Christian?

Just interested in the cooking.

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fourquenelles · 06/04/2020 21:22

Potter can you scale down to taster size for your practices? My mum could manage bite sized meals

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hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:22

Beverley that's her. Bloody irritating. Nothing will ever be her fault.

jay55 · 06/04/2020 21:22

I like Charlotte and Christian today. They're all a bit frustrating though.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:22

It's a huge thick pot of liquid of course it's gonna take a fucking long time to boil

RomaineCalm · 06/04/2020 21:23

This is embarrassing. So much faffing around.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:23

@forqs yes I think I am gonna have to.

ilovesooty · 06/04/2020 21:24

Well they've screwed up the starter.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2020 21:24

Dude. I'd be well pissy if I were head chef.

LaMarschallin · 06/04/2020 21:24

Nothing will ever be her fault.

Exactly.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:25

Mammy Potter: "OH SHUT YOUR TRAP GREGGG!!"

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:25

I hate to say it, but jonty was right, they didn’t take it seriously at the start.
Christian is the big unit on pears.

fourquenelles · 06/04/2020 21:25

That salmon looks very overdone to me

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Halsall · 06/04/2020 21:26

Watching sauce being mixed on the floor in a plastic tub with what looks like a piece of plant machinery is what puts me off faine daining Hmm

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:26

Of course it's fucking hot Claire, it just came out from the grill

RomaineCalm · 06/04/2020 21:26

Head Chef is only a minute away from telling the lot of them to sod off out of the kitchen. I feel for him.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:27

She’s feeling better then Potts.
Oh miracle upon miracle, it’s fine.