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Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:46

This is new thread

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:38

I love Grace, Maddiesmum.(some don’t.) but there’s Shitwell. We all hate him.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:38

That's kinda the point Greggg

jay55 · 06/04/2020 21:38

I'm missing curry but I'd not enjoy a kidney one.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:40

Kidney and egg curry too. Boak.

PrivateEye · 06/04/2020 21:40

Kidneys and egg is a bit mediaeval

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2020 21:40

That might be it OhWhat did it help your Mam.

Oh the bloody adverts are driving me mad, clicked on an ear cleaner thing by mistake and now its constantly flashing at me.

TheDogsMother · 06/04/2020 21:40

Halsall. I was thinking the same. What is it with the cardi / tie combo ? My grandad really did dress that way

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:40

I like David. He's a grafter. He's humble. He's a good cook.

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:41

I coulda told ya Jonty woulda had an Asian bench. Not sure how Charlottes is gonna go AT ALL

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:43

And I like Natasha. For the same reasons

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2020 21:43

John always seems to favour Asian

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:44

Thomas. Not David.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2020 21:45

Bah bah bah. It's piña colada. Pronounce the bloody enye, it's not hard.

~throws a strop~

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:45

Well she couldn’t eat much at all, so it stopped her starving. She was in hospital for the umpteenth time and not eating the foul slop. One lovely nurse noticed she hadn’t eaten and brought her some, I think she had 4 in as many hours. They used to do an apple one that was nice and sharp. Loads of calories. (Yes I was reduced to one or two when on overnights there)
Hate to say it, bevs looked lovely.

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2020 21:46

Oh god I hate kidneys

Haha Jasmeet annoyed Gregg with his "limited ingredients" I like him even more now Grin

PotterHead1985 · 06/04/2020 21:46

Bev did well

fourquenelles · 06/04/2020 21:46

Oh bugger Sandy has cocked it up

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2020 21:47

I knew I shouldn't have told the world Sandy was my favourite.

hobbyhorsesrunfree · 06/04/2020 21:47

Grouchy, same with Natasha :(

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2020 21:47

Thanks OhWhat

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:49

Oh Natasha!
Please let Claire fuck up.

Halsall · 06/04/2020 21:49

Who knew that egg and kidney could be a winning combo?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2020 21:50

What is that purple poop on David’s plate?

TheDogsMother · 06/04/2020 21:50

Oh no David !!

RomaineCalm · 06/04/2020 21:51

Prediction for the judges summing up... "This is a real mixed bag"