Home and Away thread before Summer Bay gets locked down...

[SleepingStandingUp]

No spoilers blah blah blah

@EssexLioness feel free to pop them on the spoiler thread! It's called something like "Flaming spoilers you big galah".
I don't know anyone IRL who watches either. If DH is in the room I know he sneakily watches but pretends he's not 😀

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3269413-Flamin-Spoilers-you-big-galah?watched=1&msgid=105648148#105648148

Lol, love the title! Didn’t realise that there was a spoiler thread too! DH does the same! He had the week off work when it was all going down with Colby and Heath appeared etc and he turned to me after one episode and said ‘wow, I had no idea it was so action packed. It’s exhausting watching it’ 😂

There's a link on there to the new thread too

Thanks @SleepingStandingUp, just found it. Feel better for being able to share 😂 During lockdown I’ve become more and more hooked on the show!

Ah just noticed it’s one of your threads too. Guess ur as emotionally invested in the show as me then!

Haha think I just timed it right and got stuck setting up the new page. The last spoiler page was started mid 2018, I think eldest had just started school so I was unencumbered 🤣

Urgh that Chloe is so annoying and so is the way she talks. She's all teeth just like Ellie in neighbours.

Gah I'm blind I'm blind and vomiting.

Did we really need to premature ejaculation scene?? Oh look, my cork popped prematurely and now my white frothy foam is bubbling over.

Vom

I hope when it all goes toys up and he goes crawling back to Max she tells him where to go and shove his premature ejaculation!

Oh god it was awful wasn't it 😵

Glad it wasn't just me. It was cringey enough when Roo was asking Leah on front of Alf if she'd had sex with Justin again in "code" without the graphic representation of John's poor sexual performance. At least I assume Justin is pretty decent in bed based on the smiles on Leah's face

Oh geez, I’m a few days behind not sure I can be bothered to watch now - Mia and Chloe - typical spiky new characters pre-HAA personality transplant, while Ari flips and flops 🙄

Remember when Bella was the awkward annoying newbie?! (She’s still not my absolute fav, but I felt sad for her and Colby)

Yeah her and Ryder are SUCH a cliché

I'm watching yesterday's episode. Poor Martha isn't well at all.

No, maybe Christian can discover a tumour and have it whipped out by teatime 😩

That would be classic Home and Away 😀

Can anyone who has ever been to Oz tell us if they have wards there? Or is it private single rooms only? Even the ED only has single rooms!

I've been twice and my aunt was a nurse, it's private rooms only as it's health insurance you have there

Oh man, what is Susie's agenda? Are Justin and Leah going to get scammed and she'll end up owning the diner? Or is she a full-on Home And Away Evil Random Blonde! Is she going to murder someone??

Of you come to the spoiler thread you can find out,cor you'll just have to wait... 🤣🤣

I think I'm gonna wait

I wasn't Mack's biggest fan but I feel sorry for her being left hanging by Ari.

I actually love the Ryder / Chloe vibe. It's classic H&A - "pretend we hate each other, but secretly smiling because we love the cheeky banter and really fancy each other" 😀

Chloe is enjoying it, Ryder just seems confused. Poor lad, she's never gone be a Dr Green is he

Poor Mr Stewart 😢

Yes agree, poor Alf! Loved that Marilyn spoke her mind, until that cow Suzie shot her down. Still it’s not like Marilyn and I loved that she was so upset by Alf’s treatment that she felt she had to speak up.
Loved Alf refusing to shake John’s hand on Monday’s episode