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Spoilers y'all. Though goodness knows what we'll do when we run out of episodes. Hope everyone has accents ready for the mass roll play!

Omg I’ve just seen the latest spoilers on Facebook. Nicolette comes back. The other baby is actually called Abigail. Britney IS the mother… And Leo is the father!

This is ridiculous now!

Who is Britney?

How is Leo the father? Did Nicolette steal his sperm to impregnate Britney?
And one assumes as ridiculous all of this is it happened off screen and this Britney character has never been mentioned or seen - very applausable 🤔

Oh wait! I'm getting David and Leo confused! 😂 😂

My latter point still stands though 😂 😂 😂

Are we meant to believe that Leo got an Aussie girl (I think she’s Australian) pregnant in New York around the same time as Nicolette and David did the turkey baster, and then she happen to have her baby back in Australia and bump into Nicolette in Canberra (I bet the met on the mat ward 🙄), and they happen to openly discuss the father’s, and then agree for Nicolette to take her baby to Paul on a random afternoon having only known Nicolette for a maximum of two weeks?

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Who is Britney?

We mention her on the p36. She basically rocks up in Erinsborough and snatches “Isla”.

It’s all ridiculous

Christ on a bike.

I found this elsewhere on the internet re the baby swap I assume it’s an Oz magazine article.

TV Week article:

"Baby Swap Horror
A revelation rocks Aaron and David's world.

A complicated web of lies unravels as Aaron and David discover the baby they thought was their daughter Isla, was never their child.

Isla's disappearance last week sparked a frantic search. Aaron and David suspected Nicolette was behind the abduction, but Isla was eventually discovered with a woman named Britney Barnes.

She claims the infant isn't Isla- it's her baby, Abigail. The truth soon comes out: Britney is the former lover of David's brother Leo. He's Abigail's father and Nicolette has the real Isla.

Leo is feeling a mix of emotions. He's angry he wasn't told from the outset but feeling guilty that he pushed Britney away. He's also excited to be a father.

Britney explains that she tried to tell him she was pregnant but Leo ignored her calls. She decided to keep the baby and became friends with Nicolette at a prenatal class.

After having Abigail, Britney had post-natal depression. So, when Nicolette struggled to give Isla to Paul in Canberra, Britney decided to give him Abigail instead.

Determined to do what's right, Leo and Britney decide to work together. They had an intense romance that became too much to juggle. Although their relationship fell apart, they want what's best for Abigail. They decide to create a family unit to see how it plays out.

But as Leo and Britney reunite, Aaron and David aren't bonding with Isla. Can they adapt to a new normal with Nicolette in the picture?"

Was the prenatal class in Canberra?

There are so many coincidences in this plot line I feel like it’s gone all Jane the Virgin.

Sorry forgot to add, Nicolette was in Canberra for two weeks max. That’s a pretty quick turn around to book in an antenatal class, connect with someone there and potentially find out the parentage of the child. And shit of her to jump on someone’s pnd and suggest taking the baby to Paul.

But the coincidence of both pregnancies and both ending up in Canberra is just ridiculous. Not impossible, sure, but ridiculous.

This is my guess at the plot line:

Chloe and Brittany met at prenatal group in erinsborough, Brittany will have told Chloe she’s come to track down her baby daddy but not say who. Then Nicolette will have confided in her after thinking chloe and slept with Leo. Brittany will say but he’s the father of my baby. They both decide to leave and Chloe says let’s flee to Canberra I used to live there, so know people who’ll help us.

It must have been Brittany looking after Isla when she met Paul.

Although the fact they never introduced or mentioned Brittany in the run up to the storyline doesn’t matter. Everyone is best friends in neighbours within minutes!

Nicolette not Chloe met Brittany at the prenatal group

But Britney would have been in Erinsborough the same time as Leo and never went looking for him or any of his family, despite presumably going there for that. Maybe she chickens out? Or worse she went there to stalk his family knowing he was in New York.

If he wouldn’t answer her calls, I’m not sure how she would know he’s back, unless Amy knew her and told her but then potentially Amy would know she was pregnant.

It’s all very convoluted. I think I’m also still mad about the nonsensical Mackenzie emailing about sponsorship and getting an automated email receipt that said Rose was coming to visit straight away… That’s not how any of those things would work!!!!!!!!

Also my phone autocorrects rose to rosè…

Yep, this is another very long reach storyline for neighbours. Very like Pail being Leo and David’s father. That didn’t happen! They should have gone with it being Scott and maybe recast Or got Jason back. That would have been good

Yes but it would still annoy me being Scott as it was obviously neither of them. She kept going on about this the other bloke to Scott. It was all bollocks lol!

They should just make Paul baby 2’s dad and be done with it…

Lol! What’s another one for Paul!

So is Nicolette going to return the money? The deal was she’d never come back but obviously does.

I remember the original storyline and yes it’s was definitely neither Paul nor Scott.

I mean, someone had better do a dna test on their baby…

Scrapy scrapy game time, family pack edition

Plotline is ridiculous, but this is Neighbours. Remember when Harold came back from the dead as an angry meat eater 🤣🤣.

It's storyline like this that have kept me watching for all these decades.

So the latest in the Amy/Ned/Levi plot line is that Amy gets worried that "Ned and Levi are going to turn gay" (that's Neighbours wording not mine).
Seriously how?! Neither character has shown any interest in other men and this 3 way relationship hasn't actually included all 3 of them.
Am I missing something?

Yeah I think they have a 3some and then she freaks - she did have TWO gay husbands

It’s odd as this seemed to happen in Aus this week but the spoiler photo wasn’t from a scene shown. I wonder if it will be in a dream sequence when she is worrying about the ridiculous notion.

Ah possibly yes

Amanda Holden is going to be Harlow’s aunt in some London scenes

Can't be worse than her mother