Neighbours Spoilers. Will Elly go to jail? Will Bea pen a new song about the mine? Who's going to keep Asteroid? How will we cope on two episodes a week? Will they all go into lockdown?

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Spoilers y'all. Though goodness knows what we'll do when we run out of episodes. Hope everyone has accents ready for the mass roll play!

Exactly. I used to like Mishti before she became a cop, Yashvi too. Maybe they should stop having previously decent characters join the force I don’t mind Levi so far though.

I think Audrey was meant to be down-to-earth and likeable but to me she just came across as annoying and sanctimonious. Even though she was technically in the right.

I liked Nate and Ajay was nice. It’s just the women! Kirsha and Rani were quite similar. Bit blah. Sunny was a pain. I can’t think of any others.

Both the only Indian wife regulars had affairs. It’s a shit stat. They were also the main bread winners for their families. It’s very lazy writing. Maybe Dipi will die just like Priya?

Yeah maybe there will be an explosion at Harold’s-we haven’t had a disaster in ages.

Ok so on the neighbours spoilers on insta it say Toadie hires Melanie as his assistant and is impressed so takes her out to dinner but forgets it’s Valentine’s Day so she thinks he’s hitting in her...

Yes that should be fun he’s already been on a date with her and looked v taken aback by her laugh! It’s also hilarious how Paul is trying to avoid her and keeps having near misses 🤣

I do wish the Hendrix gambling storyline would come to an end. I am finding it particularly tedious.

Totally agree

I actually fast forward them because it's so tedious.

The Hendrix gambling story ends pretty abruptly when Shane gets shot by the pizza oven and Harlow is kidnapped, it all comes out.

So it seems that Kyle is back from LA and still filming. Hendrix did a insta story in a car him (probably am work to set car) with “Free from quarantine” on it. It’s Harlow’s first day back in today too so probably Roxy’s as well as they were away together.

Also Bea was rehearsing a lone that said something about “it was the wrong thing to do but it was a folder on Ned...” she then says but Scarlett but that might have been a mistake.

She’s sat with Yashvi, Ned and Levi waiting to shoot a scene at the time

Excellent, they’re all still there then. Yeah one of the writers tweeted a couple of weeks ago that they were currently writing scenes for Kyle, guess he must be sticking around a good while then.

Oh I remember Melanie now 🙄 😂

I had to look her up, and I only vaguely remember.

So on Facebook it says that Amy sets up a boutique at the Tram. Dipi pops by to buy up the leftover booze but there’s a gas canister leaking and they both fall unconscious. Shane comes to the rescue and realises he loves Dipi more. He wants to tell her but finds out she is looking into getting a divorce.

Do we think the will just reconnected before he tragically dies?

Does he Def die? That's crap, he's got hot again lately

Don’t know if he does but people say he has left. Unfortunately he’s quite aloof in socials so I can’t stalk him to find out more 😂

Oh and Fay comes back so presumably an on screen death for her rather than a phone call from Tyler/Mark.

I’m worried that Fay dying will mean we don’t have a dramatic death for Shane and he just fucks off to Sydney or somewhere if he has left. I’m ready for the big drama! I want someone hanging off a cliff saying they can’t hold on and letting go just after an “I love you”, then splat.

I don’t want any big crim drama though. Just a disaster or and accident.

What the fuck happened to the boat?

Middle 🤣🤣 someone hanging off a cliff saying they can’t hold on and letting go just after an “I love you”, then splat.

Like Titanic on the mountains?

Yes, but better. There’s probably a snake or a spider too.

Or maybe a helicopter crash. We’ve done planes and hot air balloons. Or maybe a bus crashed into that one bus stop where Shane is wait to get on one to leave. He decided to go back packing with some uni friends as part of a midlife crisis.

Or maybe A surfing accident... or hang gliding... or Shane just goes missing on a fishing trip... Or he rides Bea’s go kart and crash dramatically into the Ramsey Street sign and dies from a brain injury...

Or MAYBE there’s a shark in the Lassiters pool... Or a croc in the lake... or Clancy goes all Cujo...

Helicopter crash. Suprise trio organised by Dipi for her and Shane. It crashes near some cliffs and Shane goes over. Pilot is dead. Dipi has a broken leg but mananges to get to the edge where Shane is heroically climbing up. It's a miracle.

As he gets to the top Dipi offers her hand to help pull him up

I love you Dipi, I new stopped
I love you too Shane and I'll never let you go

Enter stage right, a Scorpion, spider, snake whatever. Suddenly it bites Dipi who, naturally, pulls back her hand, letting go of Shane. His body falls backwards down to the rocks below. It's clear from the angle of his head, he's not walking away from this one....

So, asks Yashvi from behind the interview desk, you organise a suprise trio for your estranged husband and he ends up dead. Are we meant to believe it's a coincidence?

V, I'm your Mom! You know I wouldn't...

No anymore you're not, you're a suspect in the murder of Shane Rebecca. And when everyone finds out you knew about Amy's pregnancy, no one will believe your innocence