Neighbours Spoilers. Will Elly go to jail? Will Bea pen a new song about the mine? Who's going to keep Asteroid? How will we cope on two episodes a week? Will they all go into lockdown?

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Spoilers y'all. Though goodness knows what we'll do when we run out of episodes. Hope everyone has accents ready for the mass roll play!

Apparently Clive’s gnoming leads to a bbq falling on Kyle’s arm... 🤷🏽‍♀️

Nicolette has a friend coming (Audrey/Aubrey or such) who apparently is very likeable to the aus watchers. And she and Nic stole a lottery ticket off a dead patient and split the money.

They should buy the boat and sail away...

Ooh how many "accidents" can Kyle have... Didn't he go blind at one point?

Good idea re Nicolette + boat 😂

Wonder if Pierce gets involved as apparently he's tied into a lot of characters storylines, apparently new head Pierce should be along soon. I saw a post from April saying that they've refilmed the opening titles with him.

Yes, I saw that too. At least the acting should upgrade for his last month or so.

Yes, Kyle went blind looking at the eclipse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

...Yes, Kyle went blind looking at the eclipse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good Lord! Wouldn't stop him doing it again though, would it.

😂😂😂😂 @middle I totally forgot that was the reason. God there's been some unbelievable storylines

Didn’t someone else go blind years and years ago, I want to say Todd or Brad?
And then miraculously got their sight back too

Maybe blonde hair Brad? I vaguely recall him having white bandages wrapped round his head 🤣

JOSH! Josh went blind!

I just googled an apparently Lucy went blind too. Was that when she went after a kitten and fell down a drain?

Oh and Stuart

It’s like one per generation

Oh and I don’t mean Josh Willis, I mean the one that had dark hair and hung out with Todd. I remember him with a stick... possibly almost getting run over.

BIG SPOILER NEWS FROM INSTA TODAY!

Clancy was on set today. Ok not that big but DH is out and I’m lonely 🎻

@MiddleClassProblem

JOSH! Josh went blind!

Yes Josh that was it! Just googled and he left in 1992, I was 8!! Clearly been watching neighbours far too long!

We’re the same age! I fancied Todd back then but looking at pictures now he is not that good looking...

Ooh I don't remember him, however I am the same age as you both haha.

Why do I remember blonde Brad with bandages around his head? 😂
I'm off to Google images pmsl

After a quick Google I do vaguely recognise that Josh.

Stuart Parker also went temporarily blind too...
I can't find anything about blonde Brad, so god knows 😂

On another note, will we ever get Harold Bishop back?

Lucy went blind I think, she fell down a well or something.

sorry she went deaf, some one blew a whistle in her ear!!

So Lucy has been both blind and deaf at some point? 😂

I don’t mean at the same time

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So Lucy has been both blind and deaf at some point? 😂

thanks I was sure she did go blind.

Clive as gnome and the falling BBQ will be in today’s episode Oz pace so I’ll report back 😀 It’s all to do with Sheila dumping Clive because she thinks she isn’t good enough for him. This is after she faked Levi’s medical test results so he could go back to work. I’d imagine Clive dresses as a gnome to win her back

however I am the same age as you both haha. I was 11 (by the end of) 92. Can I join the same age crew or do I need to retire to the geriatric corner?

Uhh kinky gnome sex.