Love island 5- the one with casa amor

[anothernamejeeves]

Shaughna- please 🙄

What is a jd model?

Eva is that girl "I'M 1/4 CARIBBEAN!" She prob thinks that means she can say the n-word. Met a few twats like that.

Callum's voice does my head in!!!

A model for JDSports

Callum is so thick. It's so unattractive!

I actually think Callum must be a shit shag, hence 70 odd partners and very few girlfriends...no one wants to hang around for a repeat performance

@ILoveYou3000 he was sooooooo slimy there. This whole "I don't really show my feeling, but you make me..." fuck off! He's said that to 3 girls now!!!

@TitsInAbsentia you've put that into my mind now - fuck sake!! 😫

Finn just wants to win.

I've just realised Callums voice is pretty monotone, which does nothing to add much interest to a pretty dull character

@QueenOfOversharing you're welcome
I mean probably a betting pencil....

@Jellykat well matched with Molly monotone

Nas, Callam and Mike are douchebags

@TitsInAbsentia SHUT UP! I just gave the dogs chipolatas. In halves! 😂

I honestly don't think that Callum is thick, I think maybe a level of uneducated, but not thick, far from it, and I think folks are under estimating him.

'Molly monotone' Queen
Not so much getting on like a house on fire, waaay too much passion.. best they can ever hope for is striking a match in the shed!

I think his monotone voice and accent (sorry Mancs!!) do make him sound a bit dim. Not saying he is.

@Jellykat 😂😂 imagine their sex talk with those monotonous voices! "Eh our Callum, stick it in me fanny"

Loved Biggsy's Salt Bae move there.

@Zampa what did I miss?

@QueenOfOversharing He did the sprinkle salt/sugar down his forearm thing that Salt Bae does. Nothing exciting!

Shaughna’s actually pissing me off now with all her mooning over Callum.

Queen

@Zampa I had to rewind to catch it. 😂

Well the first 20 minutes has been a yawn fest. Listening to Mike's same old chat up lines.