Love Island 4 - Sean’s niece has found true love.

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As the other thread was full up 👍🏻

Jess has admitted mike is her "usual" type and Luke isn't so she more than likely does still line him. Mike is being a bit desperate though, and the "let me finish son"was copper talk😁 patronising dick.
I think Luke bieber liked Sophie to start but then realised how immature she was so probably wouldn't go there so looking at it he's fucked if Jess goes for mike.
Naz and Demi are refreshing to watch, but can't help thinking if they watch it before and know the score? She does seem genuine though and they are a great match.

lola I agree with the patronising copper talk. He’s very sexually aggressive towards jess. I can’t make my mind up whether she dies like him or is so used to men being like that towards her that she thinks it’s normal

I like Demi, she seems nice but I think it’s all very convenient that’s she’s gone straight for Naz, and her comment about not expecting this kiss tonight was absolute bullshit.
I don’t think Naz fancies Demi at all but he needs to grab on to someone who will play the game with him to cruise through to the final, he a bit like Anton with Belle last year.

I think Shauna did go in there to find a man and is genuinely horrified at discovering Sophie is purely in it for the z list fame game.

I hope luke bieber finds a really nice girl who he chemistry with in Casa Amor,him and Jess have none .I'm sure they haven't kissed yet.

Mike can come over the big stud all he likes but I can see right through him. And so can everyone else.

He was last to pose for every sex position in that challenge. Even Nas was flipping Demi around like his life depended upon it.

Mike was standing around like a kid who had been asked to recite the 937 times table.

Nowt wrong with not being seasoned in that respect but don’t be coming all Charlie sex god big bollocks if you like it with your socks on in the dark.

Well Jess has pissed me off tonight. She is falling for Mikes absolute bullshit creepyness and not being honest with Luke which is making him look like a right fool and Mike is loving it. Ughhh I cant stand Mike and as for the 'Son' thing. What a patronising wanker.

I think the problem here is that Jess fancies Mike more than Luke Bieber. If this weren't the case then she wouldn't give his BS the time of day.

like Demi, she seems nice but I think it’s all very convenient that’s she’s gone straight for Naz, and her comment about not expecting this kiss tonight was absolute bullshit
I don’t think Naz fancies Demi at all but he needs to grab on to someone who will play the game with him to cruise through to the final, he a bit like Anton with Belle last year

Yes to this!

@Jellykat it's unfortunate. Poor kid.

I have just caught up. I don't think mike has done anything wrong. Jess could tell him to back off if she wanted but he hasn't. I can't really blame her either - if she doesn't fancy Luke then that can't be helped.

'Porking' and 'hoops' .. words of the thread! 🤣🤣

Haha!

I know I've let you all down, but Mike's big thighs & arse are so doing it for me. Tbh I always pick the twats, but I'm partial to thick thighs!! wipes the drool

I have a feeling it's about to get very messy.

Mike needs to keep his patronising comments to himself. Who are you calling son?

Poor Luke Biever. Being played like a right fool. Jess didn't tell him the entire truth did she?

I am loving Bake Off Luke. He and Sean's Knees are a great match.

the new folks will be like a bowling ball through skittles... grin]

Nas needing a neon sign to get the 'kiss me' vibe. 😂😂 He's adorable. He's growing on me, (not a short joke I promise) and I hope he finds what he's looking for.

Sophie needs to go. I just cannot cope with her voice. Jess needs to give her head a wobble; with any luck it will get rid of both Mike and those awful lashes.

I think Luke Bieber had to try very hard not to whack Mike up the chops with the 'son' comment. Luke B came across quite well that episode and that outfit he was wearing has just shot him from 'he's alright' to 'he's a ride' and now I think I love him. Jess is gonna go there with Mike isn't she? I'm disgusted at her. He's so slimy he's given me 2 icks.

He was last to pose for every sex position in that challenge

Mike's coupled up with Sophie, who's not into him. It would be weird if they were rushing to be first. I appreciate some people don't like Mike but I think picking this out as a reason to dislike him further is a bit much.

Just a thought ... I've read that there are 6 girls going into Casa Amor but there are 7 couples at the moment.

Do they always evenly match the number of girls/boys in Casa Amor or will there be another current couple going home first? I can't remember.

Nowt wrong with not being seasoned in that respect but don’t be coming all Charlie sex god big bollocks if you like it with your socks on in the dark.

Genuinely loled at this.

Agree Zappa, Sophie doesn’t fancy Mike , so it would have been a bit much to rush into all those sex positions.
I personally think that Mike is desperate to stay in and is willing to ‘play the game which means that he has to couple up with Jess because Sophie will not give him the time of day.
He’s an idiot and so is Jess if she takes him back after dumping her for Leanne.
I think it’s obvious that Callum is not interested in Shaughna and does not find her attractive. He looks as though he’s actually scared to rock the boat. She’s pushy and aggressive. I know people on MN like her( I do too) but if a man had been acting the way she has we would have called him controlling.
I am quite liking Luke and Siannise, they actually seem compatible.
Demi and Nas don’t fancy each other. She sees how popular he is and is trying to stay in. Nas wants to stay in and so needs a partner. I give it to Demi, she is giving Meryl Streep a run for her money

Also , as another poster said, Mike has told Luke Bieber that he’s after Jess . Luke Bieber is not interested in Jess anyway, so it’s not as though Michael is trying to break up a tight relationship.
None of the relationships are genuine anyway

I think Jess will go for mike, unless they go into casa amor before the next recoupling, it's usually about now.

If she does, mike will dump her for a girl in casa amor. So will Luke though, as she's not being honest with him. Jess likely to also do the same.

As for Shauna being horrified that Sophie isn't in for love, cmon give me a break, they are all in for the opportunities and a chance at winning, even Shauna, 🤣

In all fairness @Womenwotlunch Shaughna probably comes as controlling the relationship as Callum might as well be a mute. I’ve never seen someone so passive, he has absolutely nothing about him at all personality wise and any interaction between them that involves anything serious just has him sat there like a deer in the headlights.

I still can’t work him out. I don’t know if he’s interested in Shaughna and just a really quiet guy who doesn’t say much, or he’s got the ultimate game plan and is going for the easy ride to the final and desperately trying not to rock the boat by saying anything controversial. The only time he shows anything is when he’s going on about Callum.

And he did pick Sophie - just to do a big fuck you to Leanne for dumping him. I thought it was because his ego was dented.

But why wouldn't he? She dumped him, why on earth would he pick her over anyone else?

Leanne is so deluded - he just wanted me out - well, yep. Why on earth wouldn't he? He's still a massive bellend btw, but I don't blame him for not picking Leanne.