Dracula

[Dipsydoodle]

Anyone tuning in tonight? I'm quite excited!

I'm going to have to hide this thread, i'm spending so much time googling Mr Would Bang at a drop of a hat, thanks to you lot..
Now i discover he's 6ft 4, please god have mercy..

Shit, why did you have to tell me that?
< tiptoes over to YouTube >

I’m totally looking up The Affair tonight and how I can watch it.

That’s dedication. I like your style.

I have Netflix, prime and virgin large or something plus iPlayer, itv player etc - are you saying I need an entirely new thing to watch it??

DH will laugh. He was very tolerant of my Musketeers obsession that turned into me watching Anna Karenina once a week because my crush was Vronsky and daily repeats of the actual show.

He's in a sexy short gay film called Hotel Boy. Oh christ save me! 🧛‍♂️

Can't believe he's a grandad.
He's officially a GILF

Prime only have season 1. Arghhhhh!!!

I dislike six-pack stomachs. A bloke needs a little bit of upholstery because (according to DH) it gives them more momentum to push it in that bit harder lowers the tone

Peace - I almost spat my drink out!

I don’t reckon he’s gay. Generalising wildly but from my experience Scandi folk are just a lot more at ease with their bodies, sexuality and nudity than folk are here.

And well, if you look like that, you have my permission to be as relaxed about nudity as you want, thanks.

That is a thoroughly decent chest of hair. Look at that line up his belly.

His Instagram is just lovely, by the way. Looks like he’s a nice man, a loving grandad and a doting husband. Which is great for his wife, not so much for the salivating women of Mumsnet

That is a thoroughly decent chest of hair. Look at that line up his belly

I KNOW RIGHT??

I’m less keen that he has a wife if I am totally honest. But she saw him first I guess.

God, that line of hair though.