Emmerdale and the ever expanding Dingle clan.....no spoilers please

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So Nate is here to stay (unfortunately)

Will Rhona and Graham make it to France.

Does Santa know how naughty Archie has been and will his mother ever cop on at how hurt he is.

How many Christmas dinners will be ruined with fighting this year.

Plot hole #squillion

Why hasn't Kim missed the six figure sums Ryan was fiddling from her account for Graham? Unless I've drifted off at some point and missed it...

Also, Layla and the wooden doctor - didn't take him long to get over Bernice did it? Pair of them are acting like characters in a pantomime sub-plot [which come to think of it - they were].

While I'm on, someone's going to get shot with that gun aren't they? Talk about predictable.

Ugh egg eating vom

I hope Sam vomits egg all over Mandy’s stupid face. I can’t stand her. Or this whole “free Marlon” crap.

Cain is really enjoying having a gun

I’m totally desensitised by soap guns now. In the last few weeks Corrie, eastenders and now emmerdale are flinging guns around as if they came free in the cornflakes box I wonder if there was a joblot of fake guns going cheap on eBay or something.

That detective looks like he should be in open all hours

How long does prison visiting last?? it’s dark where Nate is.

Your man used to be on a children's programme on RTÉ where he had a cartoon son so I can't take him seriously at all He was in Corrie for a while too.

Oh I remember that show!! my DC used to watch it. Is the cartoon called Roy?

That's the one!

And he starts another tedious storyline now Cain's shot Nate. Where's the comedy these days?

Just delurking to grrr at emmerdale (I complain constantly and threaten to not watch, I always watch), not keen on Nates mum. I don't know about anyone else's kitchen drawers but why doesn't she just lift it out? My kitchen drawer front would just fall off after a rigorous yank.

Let's list the storylines on Emmerdale that we are really enjoying.

@Mammatino - there was a really clumsy line a few episodes ago where Pierce mentioned the ‘fixed front’ ......!

Storyline I’m really enjoying:

There must be something Izzy24, we must think harder.

Fixed front?? Priceless! Right storyline we are enjoying? Errrrm. Oh sh*t I can't think of one. I'm seriously annoyed with leyla side eying and ooh erring to the camera. The whole Victoria debacle and weeping Wendy is very disturbing. The Vicar and the Criminal? No. I didn't mind Nate being shot.

I want a storyline where I am on the edge of my seat waiting for the next episode.Not wanting it all to be over.

Anything involving Kim Tate is just tedious, and the whole outdoor centre thing is ridiculous.

Frank's death still annoys me as that has just been forgotten about.

I wonder if the scriptwriters have regret over stating some of these storylines. I just want one quality one TBF.

Storyline I’m enjoying.

Emm.

Oh.

Any scene with billy in is quite nice

I've taken to pausing it and skipping the Kim tate bits and Awful Al. I agree about Frank, it wasn't that I loved his character it was just such a let down. No consequences. It just fizzled out, abit like David's baby. I agree about Billy, he's a good character. I think I can name characters I care about on my fingers.

Am off poorly sick so have been ruminating this morning.

And I can’t think of anything I’m enjoying/intrigued by at the moment.

Bring back Joe ?

Oh poor you, I hope you feel better soon. I liked the Joe, Graham dynamic and Joe and Debbie. Yes let's bring him back. What about the new Ellis? Do you think he could bring something to the party?

I'm struggling to think of anything remotely enjoyable and must-watch about Emmerdale right now.
Ellis was a pointless character before his change of head, so still pointless now.
Here we go with another villager charged with attempted murder story zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What is it about professional (and presumably intelligent) men in Emmerdale, that they overact like blithering idiots - first Paddy and now Liam
Get rid of loudmouth Mandy ASAP. She was a bad enough character before, now she's ten times worse.
Emmerdale can't to comedy - it just turns into stupid pantomime overacted shite

Cornelia you get a big tick from me. They can't do comedy can they? It always ends up with Bob stripping or an hilarious misunderstanding between paddy and Marlon.

All the following can go with zero impact on the show;

Dawn, Harriet & will.
Mandy & son
Nate & mother
Amy & Kerry (where is Kerry these days?)
Jamie, Andrea & Millie
All the sharmas
Dr. Doofus & daughter
Belle & ellis
Sam & Lydia
Wendy & Luke
Matty
Al
Bear
Doug

Leyla can stay only if they never give her any lines. She’s just nice to look at.

I want more proper stories for;
Pollard
Tracey
Billy
Brenda (But only if she takes that gormless gurn off her face)
Jimmy & Nicola
Bob

And I want more older people like Seth and Betty, Sandy, the prim woman with the wee dog, Pearl, etc.