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Who'll pop off after the pop-up? MASTERCHEF THE PROFESSIONALS THIS WAY

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Halsall · 05/12/2019 20:31

Street food ahoy......

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PotterHead1985 · 18/12/2019 20:45

I just want to say: I LOVE YOU GUYS. I'm glad we are back next week for the rematch. I miss ye when we aren't chatting. (I'm not drunk. I'm only one bottle in GrinGrin).

Seriously tho thank you for when mam potter was in hospital. Ye kept me sane when I was treading water badly. ❤️❤️

TheDogsMother · 18/12/2019 20:45

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Grin

fourquenelles · 18/12/2019 20:46

Anyone mentioned gold poo the next day?

PotterHead1985 · 18/12/2019 20:46

@fourquenelles - Mammy potter is peeing herself at your comment!! GrinGrin

Halsall · 18/12/2019 20:46

Oh jeez. He's bloody there.

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TheDogsMother · 18/12/2019 20:46

I'm sorry I'm a heathen but that looks horrible

Footle · 18/12/2019 20:46

Please make me unsee that egg

Grinchly · 18/12/2019 20:47

Gold poo GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

fourquenelles · 18/12/2019 20:47

Have a Mumsnet hug PotterHead (((((((((((((( HUG))))))))))))))

Grinchly · 18/12/2019 20:48

Darling Mon, those specs need to be burned

GrouchyKiwi · 18/12/2019 20:48

I like the way chef pronounces Exose.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2019 20:48

Of course he is. Dud you notice he was on tv three fucking times last night? That daft Christmas factory thing, here then some wank on 5. He must know some serious shit.

PotterHead1985 · 18/12/2019 20:49

I feel ya Olivia with the measurements (* [wistful thinking]* !!!!!)

GrouchyKiwi · 18/12/2019 20:49

Footle Is Gregg the egg?

Flowers Potter

Halsall · 18/12/2019 20:49

Maybe it's the Christmas Poo of South Park fame? 💩🎄

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2019 20:50

Those twinny chefs with the wanky flat caps both silently judging...

Footle · 18/12/2019 20:50

The egg looked as appetising as Gregg

jay55 · 18/12/2019 20:50

I once ate some American glittery peeps, my poo was spectacular for days.

Grinchly · 18/12/2019 20:51

You see, I've got that holes in things phobia and although that avocado isn't that exactly, it has echoes of it.

Chef likes it though. Go Olivia.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/12/2019 20:51

This conversation makes me feel better about checking the toilet after I've eaten beetroot.

RomaineCalm · 18/12/2019 20:51

Just reading about Olivia having reached the regional finals of the Roux Scholarship. Wonder whether Michel R Jnr put her forward for this?

TheDogsMother · 18/12/2019 20:52

Olivia that's fabulous

Grinchly · 18/12/2019 20:52

Edible crisp packets.
To coin a phrase what the fuckery is that

GrouchyKiwi · 18/12/2019 20:53

Am envious of Olivia's piping skills. I'm utterly rubbish at it.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2019 20:53

Avocado is overrated. There. Said it.
What the fuck is that beige thing? (No not gregg)