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Who'll pop off after the pop-up? MASTERCHEF THE PROFESSIONALS THIS WAY

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Halsall · 05/12/2019 20:31

Street food ahoy......

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Footle · 17/12/2019 20:21

Marcus didn't get his verge past me, Halsall.

Halsall · 17/12/2019 20:21

Those weird sponge cakes again. Literally like sponges, I mean.

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GrouchyKiwi · 17/12/2019 20:22

Those are pretty little tortellini.

Grinchly · 17/12/2019 20:22

Beginning to dislike Yann's American expletives.
Not consume ay you dickhead narrator.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/12/2019 20:22

How's Ma Potter today?

Footle · 17/12/2019 20:22

It sounds like berm in French you see, Grinchly.

PotterHead1985 · 17/12/2019 20:23

The cep consommé clarifying looked yuck

Grinchly · 17/12/2019 20:23

Lucan is pouring blood into his dish

PotterHead1985 · 17/12/2019 20:24

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Mammy said she is getting there slowly. Day by day. Thanks for asking.

Footle · 17/12/2019 20:24

There's a lot of techno yuk going on

TheDogsMother · 17/12/2019 20:24

It's Lucan meets Peaky Blinders

fourquenelles · 17/12/2019 20:24

Stu stew is the love child of Lord Lucan and Lee Evans

Grinchly · 17/12/2019 20:24

Palm meet face, sorry @footle BlushBlushBlushBlushBlush

Halsall · 17/12/2019 20:25

Footle Grin

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/12/2019 20:25

Of course he is Grinch.
No no no Exose.

ilovesooty · 17/12/2019 20:25

Evening all. I am a bit distracted by new cats in residence.

PotterHead1985 · 17/12/2019 20:25

@Footle yes indeed. A lot of twattery and 'processes'!!

PotterHead1985 · 17/12/2019 20:26

@ilovesooty pics?????

Footle · 17/12/2019 20:26

@PotterHead1985 , I assume Mammy has had something more appetising than any of this stuff to eat. I believe in you.

Grinchly · 17/12/2019 20:26

Those entrails of nanny look a little overdone, stu stew

GrouchyKiwi · 17/12/2019 20:27

Glynn's looking very dapper this year.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/12/2019 20:27

Photos of new cats. Stat.

PotterHead1985 · 17/12/2019 20:27

@Footle yes indeedy. Pork loin. It was yesterday's roast with roasties, carrots and a shallot pork jus. Today it was creamy mash, leftover pork and peas.

ilovesooty · 17/12/2019 20:27

They're hiding in the spare bedroom @PotterHead1985

They've only been here a couple of hours.

TheDogsMother · 17/12/2019 20:27

@ilovesooty Ooh new cats. Don't mean to derail but pictures please