SCD 2019 — Semi-finals, two dances but hope we don't fill two threads! (Spoiler free)

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

Last thread here.

The gets ever closer!

I love Emma's dress

We now have our final fab four
Since Alex has been shown the door
There's Chris on a rumba
Let's pray it's not zumba
As he hip-sways all over the floor
Karim's AT might make viewers glum
If it looks like he's shagging his mum
Let's just hope that his gancho
Won't hit Amy's fanjo
Or her bits, they will end up quite numb
Then there's Emma with Anton Du Beke
Whose chacha might end up a wreck
But if they give a good waltz
With plenty of schmaltz
She might yet be getting that cheque
Lastly paso with Kelvin and Gloti
Most likely to pick up the trophies
If he gets out his pecs
And oozes great sex
The women will vote with their ovaries
And as for us cynics who moan
Too lazy to pick up the phone
We talk about rigs
And make all our digs
While we all lap it up sat at home
What do I, Rage, think of it all?
I'll tell you, I'm having a ball
I might see the foursome as boresomenot awesome
That won't stop me from watching it all....

I'm sorry but everything about this is a snoozefest

Has the pianist fallen asleep?

The Ramps AT was pure sex

Lurker de-lurking but phone on 2% so may be brief!

Claudia: looks amazing, her strongest look.
Tess: not a fan but then I liked the one with the fallen-off strap so what do I know?

Emma: found that awful, she reminds me of the big sister in Dirty Dancing. Her legs always seem to be very wide apart. ADB gurning all over the shop.

Kelvin: loved the quickstep, one of the best dances of the series. Oti looked so beautiful as well as dancing beautifully. It genuinely brought a tear to my eye.

Chris: he's so lovely and I'd prefer Emma to get knocked out but that was a bit of a shambles. Will probably throw him a vote though. Never been keen on Karen but she has done a great job.

Karim: some gorgeous steps and shapes but a few wobbles too. Amy seems so lovely.

Very slow

Zzzzzz

@RageAgainstTheSnowMachine- great poem

That was just GORGEOUS!!!

I thought that was lovely, though she was a bit unsteady at the beginning.

More stopping and starting,... they keep doing this. Why? Quite liked that though. Where do I know the music from?

Love your poem @RageAgainstTheSnowMachine

I was feeling asleep to that tbh

Rage well done!!!!

Well, I started watching DD finish her bottle over watching that.... 😴

Oh I love a bit of Gymnopedie.

For posterity :

Never Forget 😍

Beautiful dress. Hope they get through to next week.

I also fell asleep during the VT.

Not for me. A bit dull I thought

The music: Trois Gymnopidies by Eric Satie.

It was like she had just died and was dancing her last dance as a ghost before being taken to heaven, dull

Checking in late. I’ve been here but my internet has not

That Chacha did not suit Emma at all. Kelvin was amazing, I feel as though I’ve been eating two weeks for that. Chris was not good, but the genuine friendship and joy shines through their dance - the most honest pairing I’ve seen in a while. Karim had to change position so many times, his feet were shifting when they shouldn’t be, so off balance. A very uncomfortable AT.

I still remember Ramps' VW.

I genuinely thought she looked heavy footed at times, as if she were being dragged round the floor. But the spins were beautiful. And her posture was shocking at times.