SCD 2019 over here!

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Panic thread!

Sorry about that @ppeatfruit

Popped out for a bit.

@OnlyTheTitOfTheIceberg has it. I don’t care for Biffa. I may not have room to talk being a bit of a cow and I am indeed one of the vaguely passable humans on this thread - - but I haven’t biffed anyone in a convenience suite and donned the sweetheart mantle and made on I’m perfect either. And breathe.

Sorry. I liked her better when she faded from the limelight and went into hermit mode.

I think I have tickets for the final! I have a text but no email yet. Has anyone got any experience of the ticket process. (I was at the point where I had given up hoping of getting a ticket)

From what I've read you might need to start queueing now to guarantee getting in

I thought that story Kelvin told wasn't particularly funny. Maybe they will now manage to feature the dad in some way, I dunno.

Ahem, we are apparently a Hot Thread atm...

@MyNameIsJane oh my goodness!

The Strictly rules of MN are very clear on this, you are contractually obliged to commit to memory every detail in the manner of Brucie's Generation Game conveyor belt and report back IN FULL.

Be prepared to face interrogation on the thread.

Oh, and you'll be needing a few of these

Hot thread you say?

Then adopts a samba roll bendy position for @Mrsjayy due to striking a pose not really being de rigeur for this thread.

No point in pouffing up my hair. That would be the biggest waste of 9 hours...

What's a hot thread?

Lucky you @MyNameIsJane!

Oooo... I'm on a thread, that's on an email in my actual inbox.

Does that make us all slebs? Do we qualify to be on Strictly 2020 now?

Quick everyone, strike a pose (ensuring you emote via your hands so you don't get voted off straight away like Mish Face).

I’ve no idea what a hot thread is either but it must be a good thing if @Myimaginarycathasfleas is having a bit of a titivate

Named as a hot thread in my MN daily roundup email, 18k views

I thought that story Kelvin told wasn't particularly funny
Me neither, I thought it was quite mean, I hate that kind of joke. My DCs know because I tell them frequently that I want them to become famous so I can be on Strictly Judy Murray style.

@MyNameIsJane. Tickets to the final, I couldn't be more jealous. Can I offer up my first born as a trade?

I dont get thr daily email I dont think ive looked in my inboxes

Wow AJ having none of it on ITT.

@MyNameIsJane I got this text too, the email went to my spam folder! Looks like we got tickets. Like you I had given up hope after applying for years and years- I am unbelievably excited now

@neurostar I’ve looked in my spam and can’t find the corresponding email. I normally have the thanks but you weren’t successful email on Tuesdays. What if I’m not successful really? 😢

I am very jealous oh the final ticket holders! Okay, maybe not so jealous of the queuing or the small chairs but still...jealous!

Just think, if it hadn’t been off Tess as a glitter sausage we might never have reached Hot Thread status. Thanks Tess...I think.

for Tess

Just catching up with thread and clearly missing a trick or too- what’s Biffa? Was the Kelvin’s dad story relayed on Saturday night’s show, or Sunday? Need to watch it back...

Thanks

Congratulations ticket winners. I was convinced I was going to get lucky with tickets for the Christmas show this year... convinced.... but alas not.

Or two. Jeez.

Biffa is the female judge on the greatest dancer who is not Oti.

The Kelvin dad thing was his post ‘save’ interview on Sunday @Bluffinwithmymuffin

Explanation about Biffa beautifully explained by @OnlyTheTitOfTheIceberg upthread a wee bit.

Ah... I see. Thanks Numbers

I have to say, when I watched a couple of episodes of the greatest dancer thing I found the female judge who wasn’t Oti deeply irritating and way too thin... and badly dressed. Let’s hope she never gets on the SCD panel.

What was AJ having none of on ITT encyclo ?
I fast forwarded through him and Saffron, as I do every week (life's too short!) so obviously missed it

@Bluffinwithmymuffin

You’ve just made my gizzards shrink with the thought of the TGD not Oti judge being on the strictly panel.

That would put me right off

Although I’m sure vicky gill could come up trumps with a sequinned ball gag.