Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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Here we go...

Ex chef DH in hysterics

Jammy pancake could be worse

RIP cress

What the holy hell, bless him

Fek he didn't have a clue.

Oh dear oh dear!

Lemon juice in the batter? Won't that fuck with the baking powder?

That was funny

Pips

Come on Steve, save the day.

Not one but two very blue eyes

'I work in pastry quite a lot'

What, actually wrapped in it? That's the only explanation for that level of fuckwittery.

Oh bless him. tragic.

Amen 🙏

Hello 29 year old Steve 😍

PotterHead it's just that there seems to be a larger proportion of chefs with tatts than the population in general. Maybe because it's only tattoo parlors are open when the restaurants shut

Must have been the light that fooled me Footle

Halsall

Steve seems tolerably competent. No one has worked out the "drop" component of the scones yet.

@fourquenelles I can't disagree. I have 8!!!

Ooo his eyes...
Nothing against tats Potts, just seems to be a trope of a certain type of beardy, trendy, up himself chef.
They look ok.

More sauce! MORE sauce

Marcus now has the tragic expression of a man utterly ground down by fate.

I've just the one PotterHead

Not one of them did well.

Buckle up!