SCD 2019: “What’s that Sooty ... pull up the strap” STRICTLY NO SPOILERS!

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LInk to previous thread (I have no idea how to post it tidy like everyone else does!!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3740409-SCD-2019-the-glitz-and-glamour-that-is-Blackpool-STRICTLY-NO-SPOILERS?pg=40

Nooooo, it's another droopy shoulder strap.

Oh, Jesus!

Saffron has shat herself!

I thought that was a bit pedestrian and stop/starty. Was he dragging her about?

Bit dull though.

Looked a bit stiff to me. And I thought she went wrong, she looked like she didn't know what she was doing at one point.

Great minds Piggy

I'm sick of this slow telly!

Didn't like that - a bit Bambi on ice - like Emma W a few weeks ago

I felt he was dragging her around on the Samba rolls especially.

Yes, Dick and Dom are definitely there.

And her hair's a bloody mess!

Saffron’s opening move was wot is known in the bizz as ‘constipated ostrich’

Motsi looks amazing.

Why are they being so nicey nice to Saffron? Is she a delicate little flower or something? That was shit, and anyone else would have been torn a part for it.

Early call: Saffron's going home

Flying Spaghetti Monster has had a bad landing by the look of things.

Ummm. I am indifferent to that.

Oh Craig, she looks teary already.

Motsi's hair is done by the costume department this week.

The samba rolls looked straight out of a care home manual handling safety video.

Agree Manon it was dire

That was not good. They obviously don't want her to cry again.

Does Motsi have a lip ring?

Motsi’s hair is so lovely