SCD 2019: “What’s that Sooty ... pull up the strap” STRICTLY NO SPOILERS!

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LInk to previous thread (I have no idea how to post it tidy like everyone else does!!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3740409-SCD-2019-the-glitz-and-glamour-that-is-Blackpool-STRICTLY-NO-SPOILERS?pg=40

Horrendous

WTF did I just watch?

Is this instead of the 'Dance-A-Thon'?! Utterly bizarre...

Does he have an album to promote?

I actually didnt think that was bad...I've heard worse

Oven ready Tess...again

Jesus Christ who told Bruno he could sing?!

I am Scarlett for him 🙈😳😳

Wtf is Tess wearing? She looks like a glitter sausage

I don't even want Bruno to stick to his day job

And we have another strap AWOL situation.

They've almost got a whole dress between them.

Eh dearie me Tessie, it's the off the shoulder look again. That was soooo last week.

I think Tess and Claud are trolling us with their bare shoulders.

Shirl's dress 😍

OMG! Is it my imagination,or was that a great big f* off to MV etc. With a ‘we know what the Gay is and we can do it sooooo much better!’

Not quite camp enough Bruno!

Tess is wearing holographic wrapping paper.

Wtf has Motsi done with her hair!

"glitter sausage"...ha ha ha ha ha....

Omg Oti and Kevin!

Is Tess wearing one of those puzzles where you squint and you can see a dolphin?

*Kelvin!!

Did Karim not get an outfit this week??

Who was the lad in the audience in a striped (what looked like a) fleece & chewing gum? Is he someone's son?

Bruno, forgetting to join his fellow judges there. I mean, it's not a lot to remember, that's two judges in a row now

Emma looks amazing again this week.