EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

I'm interested in where they're going to park the car.

So funny about car parking in London! True,
They will get clamped !

Wasn't it wonderful to discover Stuart's talent for flower arranging?

Clever Stu

Will the cokes be happy with new staff while someone does the car lot - which Ben does

Phil now knows .........

Well that was the most anti climax to a story line ever! Did they run out of budget for a fight scene in hotel?

Yes good for Stu nice job and Raine on way out I think on the phone.

So we cards on table for a Xmas who’s daddy family pub punch up still.

In fact the most daring thing was Whit sayings she was fine on her own tottering our with a heavy bag in those impossible shoes. Where was she supposed to be going?

Hopefully that means Whitney will stay single for a while and they’ll stop torturing her with awful men!

Hope Leo is gone now. Suspect he isn’t though.

Whit will turn up on Xmas day either with no make up, jeans and a Pauline cardigan denounce any men in her life every again. Or as some hard gangster chick who’s taking no prisoners and she’s going Make her mark or some such tough girl speech.

Least Leo mum isn’t dead or behind the bins

And Leo finally found the truth out of his dad. He said he was sorry to mum and now beleived her

I did feel a bit sorry for him

Nah I've got a Fiver on whit being pregnant by Leo and then having a big dilemma over whether or not to keep the baby

Awww no! I hope not. Especially after she had trouble conceiving with Lee. And with Calum too? They had a pregnancy test situation didn’t they?

How long had Leo's mother been shut in the boot of her car and where in London had the car been parked that no one would have heard her??

Leo’s either going see the light and want her back or completely lose the plot and do something drastic. Can’t get to worried about Whit if she goes or never comes back.

Confused about Ian is he trying to be a local counsellor? See there not bothered to include a general election update. Maybe tomorrow they have the emergency filmed scene in cafe between Tracey and Kathy to update it.

All I could think about the car was I would have wet myself in there for 24h!

When Phil checked his car Sat Nav -

If Sharon was using the car to go off to the Clinic ( where Lisa was) why wouldn't she use her own phone for directions ?

And the first journey that shows up is Walford General ...the Mitchell's have their own BED there , they've all been in/out so often. He wouldn't need Sat Nav.

Unless his car is the type that clocks your every move and grasses you up ?

Sharon - if you're up to no good , hail a Black Cab

Talking of black cabs, whatever became of Kat's plan to be a cabbie? She used to have maps on the wall and have her head in the AtoZ almost constantly, and the taxi was always parked outside their house. Can't remember seeing it for ages.

The taxi is there - I'm sure Arthur was in it when he was off to see Stacey. No idea what happened to Kat doing the Knowledge though. I thought she might have had one exam in it ages ago but nothing since.

I think you can suffocate in a car boot. Whit looked a million times prettier without all the slap.

Loved the scene where Ian was on the phone and said, "We've got a gay, a Muslim, a single mum, proper rough as well and an OAP". Not much on EE makes me laugh out loud but that scene did.

Really disappointed in the bit at the hotel. Thought it was going to be a lot more dramatic. Hopefully Phil finding out about Sharon's lies will perk things up a bit.

Stuart flower arranging! Bizarre

Whitney looked so pretty when she came out of the hotel bathroom. She doesn’t need any makeup lucky girl.
After Ian referred to kath as an oap one of them said she looks younger than Ian. Which she does thanks to a lot of work!

Agree Whitney is Gorgeous without make up.

Personally I found the hotel room scenes really stressful to watch. I thought he was really going to hurt her. So glad she was able to take control of it and wasn’t hurt.

Whitney is a very pretty / attractive woman. I am envious of her eyes!
She deserves some happiness.

Loved the way they squeezed in a quick election chat

Bianca was round at Whitney’s last night making sure she hadn’t done anything stupid

So she dashed up. Then went home 😂