SCD *NO SPOILERS!!* Missing Johannes but the show must go on...

[Gooseysgirl]

New thread for 2nd Nov show

Chris and Karen's outfits are two of the most ridiculous in Strictly history

The hats!

What the fuck is their dance?

Has Aljaz forgotten his teeth?

Craig isn’t leaving.

Four more packs of biscuits and a straddle from me means that he won’t be able to.

Oh saffron. I’d give you biscuits to go away.

Not bothered about the viscountess.

Please don't make Will cry

Wow that 5 was very harsh.

Emma and Aliaz in dance off, Craig: I'm shocked to see you're in the DO

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Evening all . There aren’t any outstanding dancers this year imo . Motzi is getting on my wick , the whole show is a bit meh .

Well as someone with natural big boobs there's no hope for me other than to embrace the unmatronly bluffin

It’s time her ladyship went back to her stately home

Wow...do i sense a touch if jealous bitchery?

I'm just at the end of Lady Emma, now Pancake.

It's got me crackers!

Janette's face.

Oh Will. Jeanette must be missing you.

Whose the guy in the hat behind Will?

I’m going to complain if they butcher any more songs, I’m furious as I couldn’t concentrate on Gio.

Aw poor will

There are others who need to go home before Emma W!

I thought Shirl looked a bit careful in her movements at the opening of the show - apparently she had her breast implants removed this week.

Seems like a pretty big ask to go on live tv days after surgery like that

On my wick ,too, Candle

But I expect you have a bigger wick than me.

But she's seriously pissing me off!

Mike and Chris, Soup! And I'd have said Will if he were still there.

@SoupDragon yes indeed.... Mike for one....

Michelle gets on my tits, she's just one persona every week it's boring AF and the judges kiss her arse for some reason.

Omg the cold, dead eyes of the guy in the hat behind Will!

I really enjoyed Emma's samba and I thought she looked like she was enjoying it too. But it seems like I'm alone in that!

At least I'm not alone with my matronly big boobs piggy

Will's lovely.

That's how far behind my bastarding telly is!