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Oh look! It's the elephants! Or is it The Apprentice week 2?

157 replies

dillite · 09/10/2019 17:55

Please, no interruption. Contribution is welcome though.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 09/10/2019 21:01

Elephant shaped ice lollies?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 09/10/2019 21:03

4am? Get to fuck

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:05

Is that what it was this week? Ice lollies? I forgot what this week's theme was supposed to be so used last week's elephants as inspiration :D

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SmilingButClueless · 09/10/2019 21:05

This lot never got ready in 20 minutes

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:06

They get woken up at 4am in pitch black, get 10 seconds to get ready, and yet when they leave the house the sun and daylight are in full force.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 09/10/2019 21:06

I make ice cream

I once ate ice cream so choose me

What?

SmilingButClueless · 09/10/2019 21:06

The ice rink is older than most of the candidates

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:07

Did he just say that they were going to do healthy Molly? Now that's definitely a niche market.

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Queenoftheashes · 09/10/2019 21:07

I say this every year but they’re all so fuckin annoying!

psychomath · 09/10/2019 21:08

Have they just given up on team names this year?

SouthWestmom · 09/10/2019 21:08

God healthy ice cream is so over

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 09/10/2019 21:08

How is Ryan-Mark an award winning public speaker? He is 19. Does he mean school debating trophies?

SmilingButClueless · 09/10/2019 21:09

At least it’s not the girls’ team arguing so far

AutumnCrow · 09/10/2019 21:10

Cherry cola and cream cheese

Hello, all Smile

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:11

youre those count!

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AutumnCrow · 09/10/2019 21:11

I'm drinking a cold can of Ting which would actually make a great ice lolly.

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:13

Why, oh why, oh why are they always going for the luxury/ high end market when they clearly have no idea what it fucking means?

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AutumnCrow · 09/10/2019 21:14

Why can they never do sums??

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:14

Poor Claude

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Figgygal · 09/10/2019 21:14

Everyone of those flavours are disgusting

AutumnCrow · 09/10/2019 21:15

I might needing a vodka in my Ting at this rate tbh

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 09/10/2019 21:15

The girls are utterly appalling. Who is this one talking about £3.50? And how does it take that long to add up?

SmilingButClueless · 09/10/2019 21:16

@AutumnCrow I thought one of the candidates was an accountant?

dillite · 09/10/2019 21:16

Shocker, they can't to maths

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Bouffalant · 09/10/2019 21:16

Never wanted to chin someone so much in my life as I do with Lottie.