Oh look! It's the elephants! Or is it The Apprentice week 2?

[dillite]

Please, no interruption. Contribution is welcome though.

Looks like they are going for the my little pony next week.

My little pony and trap.

Yeah I think I the right decision was made. Ryan-Michael is good TV!!

Those boys need to learn that pink and glitter don't necessarily equal success.

Ooh. Are they mixing the teams up next week? Maybe we’ll get team names, Dumb and Dumber has a nice ring to it.

Mr Harrods is god awful I really want to punch him

Lottie is annoying but the brightest of the lot

Wrong person went imo

Quite like Rhyon sp?

Looking forward to seeing Thomas flog stuff in the task when they go to the NEC for the day flogging random stuff

Don't council selling rules apply to the Apprentice? You can't just run round the place selling food products to people. Otherwise people would be flogging ice lollies in the park which they've bought in bulk.

Kenna's wearing a blue satin suit. And a weird, wedding dress poof style shirt.

Kenna's style icon is Austin Powers

strawberry your DH isn't wrong

Think Dean looks like a younger version of previous winner Ricky Martin.

I've always assumed that Lord Sugar gets special dispensation from the Mayor of London to let his apprentices run around poisoning innocent tourists, for the free publicity or something.

TOM ELLIS!!!! That's how Riyonn reminds me of! Especially as Lucifer and his mannerisms static.tvgcdn.net/mediabin/showcards/celebs/s-u/thumbs/tom-ellis-339297_828x1104.png

I assume there's media permits. The same as people who hand out samples must've got permits

Jellykat "Mini milks from the boys." They so looked like mini milks!

I think the beetroot ones would have been posher!

Sorry, I bet this has been linked a lot!

Still don't understand why the boys didn't take the £1 per lolly from their corporate pitch - did they really think they were going to sell all 100 of them for more than that? They still wouldn't have won, but they'd have lost less ignominiously.

Not impressed so far by this season's You're Fired. What happened to the segment where SurAlan explains why he fired the candidate? And what's with the stupid wooden hand being given to all the firees rather than the amusingly crap customised gift they used to get?

That sketch is so brilliantly accurate. A few years ago though they had a mixture of twats and sensible types. These days it's like an 18- 30 holiday in Ibiza.

Ryan-Mark-Ryan is clearly the love child of Michael McIntrye and Kirsty Allsopp.

I think Ryan-Mark will feature on the relationships board in ten years time being the narc who is using his money to annihilate his wife. He is unbearable to even look at. His smug faces make me want to seriously hurt him.

Wife you say? 👀🤔

For the sake of all womankind, I do hope that it's not them that Ryan-Mark will end up marrying. No woman deserves such punishment.

@Italiangreyhound
Not seen that before. Hilarious!

@100PercentThatBitch

Was going to say the same.