Sparkle Sparkle Strictly 17 Thread #4

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Shiny new thread.

So Craig would have given them a 9 then? He said they lost a point?

I liked that and she was very expressive.

I thought the "one foot on the floor was for sex scenes in 1940's cinema.

Johannes and Oti - please, please, please!

(Hope Strictly producers are reading this)

My Pokemon obsessed DS has been looking forward to this 😄

What a shit start.

I missed all of Karim's dance because the fucking cat threw up (again).

Fucking cat.

Eww pokeman

I would like to slap the producer that suggested this

I like Will but... atrocious

Dancing to the Pokemon theme tune? Is this the best they can come up with?!

OMG, Pokemon?! Dire song.

This is exactly as ridiculous as I thought it would be. Can't watch it.

This is dreaduful. The outfits are terrible

Ooh 'eck...

*Johannes and Oti - please, please, please!

(Hope Strictly producers are reading this)*
Wasn't Johannes partnered with Oti in the pro dance at the start?

Weird music for a paso

Will is in danger this week I think

Hasn’t the world given Will enough shit? Does he really deserve this?

Um.... there ar no words.

Em..I liked it!

Wishing I'd laid in a pile of cider for this now.

That was an absolutely atrocious routine, it did nothing whatsoever to show off the dancing. Total cock.

Oh god this is bad

Dreadful*