EASTENDERS 37 - no spoilers or else blondes will kick you butt !!!!

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Ladies I’m away so haven’t seen Friday but recent storylines

Bobby has found religion

Gray needs to be found out he is a wife beater

Phil needs to find out he isn’t the father and Keane is

Blackmailer MEL - what will she do next

Dentist and honey .....

When wi

Ricky butcher is Tiffany’s (and Liam’s) dad. Bianca (And sonia and The brother who has gone to India- Robbie?) used to be called Jackson because her mum (carol) was married to Alan Jackson who was Billy’s dad.

Wiki tells me that Ricky is Tiffany's dad after a one night stand but she grew up thinking Whitney's dad was her father as Bianca wasn't sure who was the father.

Oh yes don’t worry just move into my flat I’m illegally subletting in the middle of a housing shortage.

Evening, I’ve just watched EE tonight for the first time in probably a year! Last time I watched Hean was just diagnosed and climbed over the O2.

So what’s going on?! I used to love these threads as they were far more entertaining than what was actually happening in the telly...

Oh it’s way to complicated! You could try going back and reading all the previous threads to catch up. But it’s not been an easy plot follow!

Why is Ken waking like a robot in skinny jeans? When he was walking next to sharon he looked funny.

Ah @Akire I was worried someone would say that. Has it got better though, is it worth trying to pick it all up again or should I stay escapes?!

Who needs enemies when Mel is your friend, poor Lisa.
Really looking forward to tomorrow nights episode.

We are to believe Ted was paying for his flat all along are we? I know Wanda? is supposedly funding him but wasn’t Ted living off his pension. If a pensioner decides to go on a long term —never to return— holiday, do they keep paying the state pension?

I’ve really gone off Karen and her one liners. They are so forced as if she is a stand up comedian on a stage. Way prefer Shirley’s delivery of one liners.

Mel was always going to tell Phil and everyone about Sharon. She was going to destroy her and then tell so she would be left with nothing. To be fair she is right that Louise would be better off without Keanu.

Will they try to kill Mel? It’s been a month or so since they tried to kill someone in EE!

They will pay state pension that’s fine, but it’s housing and council tax benefit. He be better off allowing them just look after flat. Dot got in such trouble for subletting. He will be making a profit on flat.

Bailey is a candidate for an ' Aibu' thread of her own. Her half brother is moving a few paces away and she is upset? I know she's been through a lot etc but she didn't know him that well for years and she'll still see him and Tiff. They are hardly going to Australia ! A bit unreasonable.
Mel is so horrible. Poor lisa.
Those pics of Sharon : she was so pretty when she was younger.

I thought Baileys upset was because Keegan was moving into the flat where her mum died and would, in a way, be “closer” to her mum than she is.

I reckon Lisa should go to Sharon, tell sharon she knows everything and that she’s worried Mel has lost the plot and will destroy all their lives and the two of them should team up to put a stop to her. Somehow.

I was baffled as to why Keegan moved his boxes of belongings out into the street and then back into the flat? He only had to bring them downstairs! He hardly needed boxes!

Good point rowena! Although he did say he had some stuff at jacks and Chantelle’s so maybe those boxes were from there?

I thought Baileys upset was because Keegan was moving into the flat where her mum died and would, in a way, be “closer” to her mum than she is
I thought similar, I thought she was upset as it was were her mam died, they would be creating new memories there wiping out her connection.

Sorry, had forgotten that Bailey 's mum died there!! Makes more sense now.

If the council find out Ted is subletting he will lose his tenancy. If he is claiming housing benefit and council tax relief for a property he isn't even living in, he will be in big trouble. Can go to jail for benefit fraud.
I really dislike Louise, she is turning into a spoilt, princess-bitch.

I think Louise always was a "spoilt princess bitch" TBH. She had a brief spell of being nice and normal but has reverted to how she was when she arrived on the square I think.

Yep- she was always an unpleasant person until a brief personality transplant when she got pregnant but they’re now writing her as the original Louise again. (And Ian too is back to normal) Which I like because I hate the personality transplants as it’s not real life. And the meanies provide far more interesting dialogue than everyone just being nice all the time. (But I will allow Keegan to remain nice )

Louise will not be happy to find out that her baby will be a half sibling to her dad's wife's child... ( her step mum to boot)! all very confusing for the family tree. ( if she finds out that is, knowing EE they will find a way of spinning this out for a while yet I bet)
It's a tangled web

Things happened in last year.

After long complicated story Stacey has now gone as Martin has split up with her. Kush is living with Kat, 4 kids, NaN and jean at slater towers. They have notice to quit but NaN not told anyone yet.

Robbie went traveling and rented Kush old flat before, sub letting to Iqra and Habia.
Iqra came out as gay, auntie not that impressed. Auntie and Uncle have just gone travelling and girls have moved back in to Maz old house.

Halfway was about marry Whit but jilted at alter as he is also gay and loves Ben. Who he has no idea has turned into Kray brothers cousins.

Bernie came out as gay but hasn’t met anyone yet. Karen gave it a go after women in gay bar liked her. But now is back with her ex and Baileys dad.

Becks spent most of year in study crisis took drugs then overdose night before she was going Oxford. Has now deferred and probable end up on market soon.

Linda and Mik are getting Ollie assessed for Autism as he had al text book symptoms dropped in least once a week. She also fallen out with school mums after trying hard to fit in.

Mik has been diagnoised with depression as nod to men’s mental health but that involved to trips to doctors and meds and now he thinks he’s fine.

Baby abbey moved in with Max and Raine. Max went off on holiday and met someone. Raine ran off with loads money from Jacks account and baby. Got stolen by bloke in hotel and moved in with Ian and Kathy.

Got hooked on pain killers and moved in with Stu. But she hit Kathy in front of police she called so she could go to jail for rehab.

Ian has generally been an ass, now trying run for election.

Dot inherited loads money when old doctor leg died, been away most of time. Brought back a welsh Kirsty who doesn’t sound welsh. As a complicated relation who
Is a student and general pain in ass and can’t act.

Jack has rejoined police.

Chanette is being abused by husband she wasn’t pregnant but lost it few weeks ago early on. Husband didn’t know yet.

Billy is being billy as still living with Jay.

Honey is living with dentist Adam but she knows he had fling with his cousin. She also not eating and probable an ED storyline coming up.

Fantastic Kim came back with baby and left again. Can’t remember why or where. Dee is working in Salon with Karen’s ex.

Tina and Shirley havnt sone anything of real note.

Brilliant summary Akire. I have to say after reading it though I'm struggling to remember why I watch it. Its getting more ridiculous by the episode!

Great summary @Akire. Well remembered !!

MEL was horrid to Lisa and sure LOUISE wouldn’t go and leave her mum if MEL reveals all. Tho be good to get away from shazza and keanu

LOUISE is walking fast on high hells for a preg lady

Finally caught up Louise is a cah she really is a Madame.keegan and tiff adorable (give it 6 months) Mel is a loon poor Lisa. and lol Callum a police officer

And I luvs Pam why can't she just move back and deal with Ben.