EASTENDERS 37 - no spoilers or else blondes will kick you butt !!!!

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Ladies I’m away so haven’t seen Friday but recent storylines

Bobby has found religion

Gray needs to be found out he is a wife beater

Phil needs to find out he isn’t the father and Keane is

Blackmailer MEL - what will she do next

Dentist and honey .....

When wi

Oh had forgotten the big bus crash where nobody died. I’m confused as the same guy who is helping gang seems be one filming Martian to give to Ben to blackmail him. But at same time Ben is being blackmailed by new gang for something in first place.

I can see appeal of wanted see who turns up at your memorial it’s waste when you can’t see. Jean bound bump into him at hospital or such like now anyway it’s big risk.

Oh I feel so bad for jean now. She’s definitely going to find out he’s alive and be heartbroken. She won’t understand why he lied and will think he was just trying to get away from her.

Silly Daniel

And would you really be on the balcony Incase anyone turns Round and sees you

Sure she will bump into him at hospital and treatment

Martin hitting Ben was good. Vaguely R.E.M. the bridge dangling

Glad they know the truth about dentist. I would have mentioned her virginity as well.

The way Martin handles the police visit was very silly too. All of them watching tv. He went to the kitchen. Then Sonia followed. Only Bex and Dot were still watching tv but Martin has to interrupt Bex to ask her to open the door to let the police out. It would have taken him thirty seconds.

In ANY other house the movie would have been turned off and the rest of the evening would have been spent talking about the police except the Fowler’s took getting a visit from the police as nothing unremarkable!

I guess when you live on the square a visit from the police is a ' right of passage' and nothing unusual! Lol
Jack is back on the job quickly isn't he?
I do find that very unbelievable! I bet that Gray did attack the girl in the club.

Halloween is coming. So now we have an undead Daniel. Then there was Kaff the Corpse that never was and Max climbing out of his forest grave. All we need now is FatBoy to come walking into the Vic with his skin in tatters and Hev holding hands with George Michael.

It’s tv law when the police come you must carry on chopping carrots, ironing, painting the walls or digging the garden and not let them put you off in the slightest.

Jack seems to be taking to shift work without any childcare problems at all (of course) is max doing everything now? Can’t see how poor baby Abi can feel settled when she’s living in 3 different homes with 5 main carers over the week. Grandad, grandads wife, grandads wife boy friend, granddad Beale and great granny Beale.

Bet you a tenner Becks is working on the market by the end of the month.

..and Stu is a dead ringer for Uncle Fester.

Hallowe’en- will they be having a birthday party for cherry? Maybe an invisible party to match her invisible self.

All the invisible children could come.

It’s tv law when the police come you must carry on chopping carrots, ironing, painting the walls or digging the garden and not let them put you off in the slightest.

Exactly.

And frequently be rude to the police and while they are questioning you, say abruptly you’re off/the door is that way etc

Dogs, you made me laugh there!

I d love Hev to come back ( maybe hev's twin or something) best character that was sadly killed off too soon.

Stu has to be uncle fester ( if he is then we know that the writers are on here..)

They love a Halloween special on EE.

Jack's kids haven't been seen in ages: Amy was funny and sassy but is now in the kiddie cupboard. Jack being back at work is very unrealistic; unless Dee is having the kids for him ? She has the salon so maybe not her.
All very odd.

None of the kids have been see for ages have they Bert and Ernie and the older one, Arthur, (hope, lily etc is explained I guess) Ricky and Amy, maybe we are in the school summer holidays filiming zone and they went on hols with their real faaaaaamleeeees?

Max dosnt have job and to have Abi every 3rd day not going get one either. So I guess he’s up with kids and sorting school and bedtimes. What with being CID he’s never going to be home.

I do hope they havnt decided to put him in police and then make up all these silly ganster stories just so he has something to do.

That’s exactly what I think they’re doing akire. I reckon the gangster shit will lead to some bigger storyline for Xmas and Jack will be lead detective on it.

I’m glad we don’t see the kids! There was a time where the Slater house was only about the kids and it was so dull.

@aquire Grandad, grandads wife, grandads wife boy friend, granddad Beale and great granny Beale.

You sum it up well 😂😂

Poor child

And yes we haven’t seen kats kids for yonks

Or kushs son

Poor Abi dragged around the square being cared for by so many different relatives and Stuart. Imagine her hearing the story of how Granny Kathy came back from the dead when she's a lot older. Enough to make anyone shudder!
Poor kid.

There's so much more to Abu's family tree than Great Granny Kathy's mysterious resurrection, The80s . Steven (not Ian's son). Abby (not Steven's girlfriend). The way they met their respective ends. Enough to make being pretend-dead for a few years almost normal!

True, finding out your Eastenders family tree secrets will keep you in therapy for a while!
At least she is only a toddler and oblivious to it all at the moment, bless her.

I feel sorry for her when she gets to the "all about me" topic at primary school.

Poor Abi dragged around the square being cared for by so many different relatives and Stuart.

Stuart’s got the kind of face babies love. I bet she just falls into fits of laughter when she sees him

Her 'family tree ' topic will be interesting yes.
I'm sure Walford primary is used to it though ; they will shrug at it all ! Lol

It's totally unbelievable that Tanya wouldn't be the one looking after Abi. As if Raine would even be involved. Raine needs to go - I don't like that storyline.