EASTENDERS 36!!! No spoilers EVER NEVER OR ELSE ......

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Purple bag and envelope means Phil or Ben or someone will find our shazza secret

Gray. Will he get his comeuppance soon for domestic abuse

STACEY - farewell till next July - tho be nice to make odd appearance and maybe she will come back after 4mths - I wa back at work then

Max and ruby. Won’t last but another notch for max - how does he do it

Same with jack. Those branding brorhers are sexy !!

Dentist - boring. Think he stays with honey to torment billy and also habbs. He doesn’t want to commit to her - hope they both see him for what for. If I were honey I would talk to her alone / not take dentist word for it

Can’t think of any other storylines. What have I missed ....

I've just watched it with subtitles and it's "your mum is dead".

Ghost Lucy is making the point that Jane is not his biological mother.

I missed the beginning last night and even knowing he isn't hit by the train it's a tough scene. As is the one with Jay and Mel in the street outside Cokers.

Tiffany’s sibling is morgan who I’m guessing must be a teenager now. I think Bianca is still with her partner terry who she’s left walford with and he had two children- TJ who is about 20ish now and Rosie who must be a teenager by now too.

I really love the Keegan character. He was a total scrote when he first arrived but I think he’s a wee darling now. I hope his sandwich business takes off! although I can see he’s letting some insecurities take over. I’m guessing he’ll mess things up with tiff as a result.

Keegan doesn't know that Tiffany was raped, only Jack knows.

He will feel ' rejected' , not understand why she won't sleep with him and probably go off with someone else - until he finds out what is up i suppose.
At one time a few of Carol Branning's children were in it too - Billy died of alcohol poisoning.
If Jack does become a copper again, who will care for his children?
he used to have a nanny once, but she didnt last that long!

Oh yes, was she Swedish? Keanu has a bit of a thing with her but then got involved with Hayley slater!

The Keegan Tiff storyline is get everything out about her rape. It was always going to happen.

I don’t think Keanu went off with Hayley. I think at one point she looked at him and thought he’d make a good dad because he seemed reliable and when trying to deflect attention away from who the father of the baby was. She was in love with Alfie.

The nanny was bustled off in the car after being threatened/paid off/told to get out of Watford. I can’t remember why, something to do with Jack and maybe Rainie? It was very sudden.

Ooh I can’t remember the nanny leaving. I remember Hayley setting her sights on Keanu and then changed her mind and she started drinking and he found her and smashed a bottle or something? But they never really went anywhere. I think he fell in love with Shazza soon after that.

Her name was Ingrid? She was incredibly pretty. Is she Norwegian or English in real life? Am asking as her accent was mainly consistent unlike Vicky who had an American/London accent depending on the episode!

Ingrid the nanny was nice and was with Ken for a while.
They made a stunning pair, unlike him and Sharon or even Louise who is pretty but a bit flaky / high maintenance!
Considering Lou's mum is back she has hardly seen her has she? I know Phil is about and doesn't approve, but she could meet her in the ' secret cafe' !

Catching up

When Mel and Lisa were standing by Hunter's coffin talking about their disasterous relationships ........ she never mentioned "Me an' Philth"

Lisa seems to have forgotten Mel and Phil on that Christmas Day

Vicky started with a US accent but dropped it pretty quickly I think I remember?

Where did Michelle disappear to? I'm sure she went on Holiday about a year ago and no mention since. I didn't particularly like the character but is there a wormhole by the swings?

I'd be a bit bothered if my mate disappeared especially If I was having a whose the daddy debacle!

Did Michelle go to Australia? Or back to the US?

She was planning to go back to America to see her kids and then go travelling.

Another one who went travelling is Carol never to be heard of again. Sonia was close to her but not a peep.

Carol went travelling with no money on the back of a motorbike - how is that sustainable for more than about 3 days?

Who remember Michelle’s son Mark Jnr Who was born and rAised In Florida but came in to in with a full on cockney accent

Mark Junior was so confusing because of his accent. I wonder if they just gave him an English accent because Vicky had failed so miserably at her accent.

It makes me wonder where they at getting the actors. Surely any aspiring actor would learn accents. It doesn’t have to be Hollywood standard but a general American accent (not a specific American state) surely must be something they learn in acting groups?

Ah thank you. I must have missed that/zoned out. You'd think Shazza would have had at least one angst filled call to her which might have been overheard by at least a dozen people before duff duff's

Didn't take long for Mel n Shaz to have a slanging match!

I thought keegan slept with Louise?

Lou and Keegan got caught nearly having sex once. I don't think anything happened.
Unless his lying/ memory loss.

Hunter slept with Louise with the cctv filming it.

Keegan DID sleep with Louise, then she ditched him because he got into drugs.

I thought Louise and Keegan had slept together too. Didn’t Keanu say to her when she first said she was interested in him that he didn’t take his brother’s leftovers? I know he might just have meant dating but I remember Louise being in their flat. I know she was very self conscious of her scars with Keanu when they got together though. Did Keanu once get into a fight with someone (maybe Keegan?) for making fun of her scars?

Jack surely would have gone to Hunter’s funeral?

Why would Louise ever have moved back into Phil’s house when he treats her like that? It’s one thing to move in when they don’t have anywhere else to go but they have Karen’s flat and Mel’s house. Why did she go back to Phils? Ben lives there too and she doesn’t like him or Denny either. It doesn’t make sense.
(Except obv for Keanu to be in the same house as Sharon).

Mel’s revenge will be a good storyline but I’m really worried she is going to quit the show. Whenever Lisa turns up, it is temporary and as she is now Mel’s only friend, surely when Lisa goes, Mel will leave with her.

What is Patrick’s girlfriend (whatever her name is) up to? Why would she like Patrick and set her mother up with someone Patrick’s age? Are they just looking for money? She left her business behind so doubt it? Ted is broke anyway so it can’t be that. What has Ted got that they might want? Maybe set up an illegal people smuggling ring? I’m sure the hairdresser will have children who will turn up at some point.

I’ve just had a look on the EE wikia page and yes Keegan and Louise did have sex. So either he’s lied and Tiffany will find out after she’s slept with him and upset or EE writers have totally forgotten.

The writers are great st changing the narrative. We are now supposed to believe that Keegan is the soulful considerate gentle type? The one responsible for terrorizing Louise and being horrible to everyone. People can change but they can’t turn inside out!!!!!