WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

Oh yes I’d forgotten about the crashing!

Well there were some rumours about Djok and his marriage. He was seen out on the town (wearing double denim I think!) with a Bollywood actress - this seemed to coincide with his spectacular decline in form.

I’m not sure if the rumours were true but there were sometimes when Jelena wasn’t in the players box. I think they’ve had another child since then and been seen knitting together!

Cricket Update for Dummies I am shouting at the computer "TAKE A WICKET" (get someone out [send them back to the dressing room]). It is not working.

Novak looks like he's forgotten what he's supposed to do.

I agree Fizzy you must always have to be available to give your support. And keep everything calm so as not to interrupt preparation. It wouldn’t suit me, I must admit. Good job that DH was not destined for sporting greatness.

Another reason ( number four) not to like Djokovic / double denim is a no no

This is great Grouchy I will be the only Irish person apart from the England captain who knows anything about cricket.

Kate: quick the camera is on us, point at things and chat.

I’m bored as well

I’m not really keen on Mirka’s outfit - it’s very frilly. I think she looked nicer in Fridays outfit (apart from the boobage exposure!)

Yes, Djok's daughter is almost exactly the same age as Serena's daughter. Born the same week.

Double denim! Dear god. Now that is grounds for divorce, if nothing else.

Knitting? I can't knit but ds1 can and my late mum was a whizz on the needles and crochet hook
Djok doesn't look like a man who can cast on

Follow him Andrew.

miles behind - just got the tv back after the F! , had to watch on computer , so will read back . What on earth was Djok doing in that last set??

New to this thread.
Is Mirka pregnant?
Do Jok and Jelena really knit together? Or just crochet?

Thanks.

Cricket update My shouting worked!

Jane Happy to help.

Did Cock just throw that set with a double fault cos he couldn't be arsed.

AC still digging for Djok dirt from Boris.

See Stefan is just behind Kate and Wills in the royal box. And chatting with Stan Smith, who I saw play at my first Wimbledon in about 1976/1977, I think.

Feds hair has a red tinge in the sun

Love Mirka's dress but what happened to Novak in that set?

oy you , Grouchy !!! stop it !

It’s the Just For Men 80s. Always a giveaway. Pay Cash similar.

told they have 2 sets of twins - I don't think she's having any more. .

I mean, she might. But I think they have their perfect life, just about sorted.

I do not know what Jelena and Djok were knitting during RG .

AC is still probing. Boris wants to tell him to piss off.

Mirkas dress looks a bit like the frilly knickers I used to put on DD1 when she was in nappies

Double denim?! Who does he think he is, Shakin Stevens?!

Stop the rot! Tim is still thinking about that roof eh? Mould I tell ya

DH said the same about Mirka’s frock, fizzy. I said I’m sure she’d be deeply interested in his fashion critique. I quite like it on her.

I have everything crossed for Federer (not that he needs it), he’s ma boy.

I bet he could do a good impersonation Private