WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

F1 Update Sebastian Vettel is an idiot.

If Djokovic gets this in 3 sets I will be very sad.

Early break in the second
Feds finds a way

I’m too pissed to care. I’ve had two gins and one of them was 47% proof (Monkey 47). I will be lucky if I don’t fall asleep, despite the quality of play. Hoping Fed runs with this set now as I can’t root for Djok despite the rankings calculation. It was making me feel very uneasy.

Well

Well I'd quite like to be sloshed right now, tbh.

Well

My Aldi Pimms is obviously not as strong. Being impartial isn't very exciting.

I love a gin and tonic ,
but since getting old I can't drink much anymore and just get headaches. I'm a lightweight.
Feds is doing well here and the crowd have cheered up a bit too

DH is watching the cricket in the playroom Grouchy and he is also giving updates. I would be watching with him on any other day as I like cricket too. He is quietly confident, he says, but also on the gin.

Well

Fed running with it. This pleases me. In vino verito and all that.

Well Well!

Grouchy are you going to tell me that F1 is more than a bunch of people driving cars very fast round a track until someone wins or have I got it right?

Loved AC saying they're not overly concerned as Daddy Djok was yawning away.

Oooh. Good start in this set for Fed. Maybe Djokovic is doing what Fed did against Rafa, though. MIND GAMES.

Grouchy I was thinking the same.

Two can play that tactic, eh?

Hello, popping in for the final.
(Waves to Raahh)
My dad had his hair cut every 2 months until his very last. Very thick hair.
My DH is nudging 60 and has to use the clippers every few weeks.. thick hair and no baldness.

Djok is struggling a bit here
It's all very odd

Have we seen Mrs Djok in the players box? Am I making it up when I say that there was some tension between them over the last year that led to her not watching him play on some occasions? Or have I completely made that up? I do that sometimes - in my head give people the lives I think they have.

I don't want anyone to win. I suppose a Roger win would be preferable to me.

fizzy That's pretty much right, but sometimes they crash, which is always fun. I like the crashing.

Hi told !!

My dad isn't at all bald either, at 71.

But my grandpa was bald in his 20s. He blamed the war.

It is like a reversal of the Rafa/Federer match

I’m feeling quite virtuous not having cracked open the booze yet

wrong ball before^^

The mail hinted that there was a split or something a while back with Mrs Djok but they do have it in for people they are not keen on. They haven't mentioned her being in the box.
I can imagine it's hard being married to a sports star as their egos must be huge plus they may not like watching their other halves play or just have their own lives to lead

Fizzy I'm just a bit bored.

I like to have someone to root for.

Is it time for Djok to start moaning soon?