WIMBLEDON chat- As we head to the final, we've got the Pimms on ice and the red button ready for actionn

[Raahh]

And a different voice of Doom has spoken!

one way to keep the child quiet ...

A book about Andy Murray from bbc books

AC asked Tim if he'd thought of painting the roof green the other day.

*have a short term memory problem

Ds (11) has just presented me with a solero. He went to the shop bought for me himself “for Rafa-day”

Ladies, I’ve done something right.

Vamos Rafa!!

Gawd, I am so on edge. My stomach is all tight. I don’t know what to do about it except eat. I was like this when Rafa played Kyrgios but I was too busy on the gin and shouting then to eat.

Aww Cilantro

Cilantro, send him round please. What a gem.

Can you imagine Tim up a ladder with a ton of paint on a cherry picker?
' is that Tim henman up there?'
' I'll be down for a pimms in a while, make a start on that car park'
Ok mate

The bottle is calling to me.

That's so generous good lad.

The80s I can actually

Yay Rafa day - well done Cilantro’s son - still want an almond Magnum

Why does MN keep putting annoying links to things in people's posts??

Does it Private? I'm on app so not getting them.

Vamos!

I’ve just noticed that Private - I appear to be advertising sun cream and water bottles in my posts

So far Fizzy's posts have linked me to sun cream and water bottles

It was happening on another thread earlier as well

Anyway. The matter at hand. Come on Rafa!

I am probably advertising green paint then

VAMOS!

Need wine

At least that would give Tim some recommendations Jane

wow!

Wowza

"Extensive research"