WIMBLEDON chat- As we head to the final, we've got the Pimms on ice and the red button ready for actionn

[Raahh]

And a different voice of Doom has spoken!

Vamos!!

kazza there is that, yes

I can imagine Tim in his double breasted suit a mobile and a clip board with a pen on a retractable cord charging about shouting orders to people about roofs and how much mint to go in the pimms.
Nobody taking any notice though

Phew!

Raahh Tim was talking underground car parks - I think he’s going to build it himself

Come on Rafa!

That doesn't help me, kazza. I am directionally challenged. Drives DH insane. I've lived here for nearly 12 years and still don't know where North is.

80s it's a bit like when the boss of a company give the youngest son 'a project' to make them feel useful.

it's to make up for never winning anything and not being Murray.

Full compliment of tics and twitches

Jane! Nooo ! I would be mortified if he came anywhere near me! His too blond , I like dark men ! (Plus I'm old and fat now so I'm invisible as well lol)

I think this will be a Battle Royale

This is tennis history, right here, right now and we are alive and watching it

*more than 12 years. Shit with numbers too.

Fizzy I missed that- the dog decided to chase a goady pigeon, and was making far too much noise!

He's got a hill named after him what more does he need?

Cilantro

Yep, the ' other son' that Tim ; the one they give jobs to to keep him out of trouble !
Not a fag paper between them atm

The diamonds on Mrs Fed 👀

Jane
I hate Rafa serving second.

It's making me soooo nervous now.

A car park

There is a cat ( not ours - we don't have one) that has managed to catch 2 pigeons in our garden in the last 2 weeks - we have not only seen the left over bits but actually saw him dragging the second one away

I have to correct my spelling *complement That's better!

What an achievement eh? Having a lot of grass named after you

Yes Jane they’ve mentioned the water bottles, his tics and twitches - just waiting for them to mention the time he takes to serve and then of course The List!

Why couldn't the butterfly loving tosser have commentated on Cock and Busta Gut instead.

I don't know why he has to ask Tim the same old questions about what's happening at Wimbledon, the indoor courts etc every match they are together. He could ask us - we've heard Tim answer so many times! Does AC a short term memory problem

Swot!

Reading a book? Give that ticket to someone else immediately!