WIMBLEDON chat- As we head to the final, we've got the Pimms on ice and the red button ready for actionn

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And a different voice of Doom has spoken!

Private I think the commentators would love an actual fight.

They've been whipping up the tension all day.

Not quite as bad as the Dick match, though. But not far off.

he has a wristband on both arms too Grouchy

Rafa is also wearing 2 wrist bands, I think

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Bets on how far into the match they mention time keeping and lack of a shot clock, anyone?

shows we are paying attention!

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Actually sweating 😅

I have a clean floor
A bottle of wine
2 x packs hunky dory (buffalo)

I put more deodorant on during the break because nerves.

oh AC - who is the loser ??? People in glass houses

Can I just say I’m nominating myself as Slattern of the year. The things I found under my sofa

I can’t believe Boris has just had to explain GOAT

I leave DH to do that ( find things under sofa ) - I can't lift it ....

Jane

I wish I had the time machine back.

Actually, no-one has mentioned Serena for a while. They are slacking.

We now have sofas on legs so you can see under them and that is very helpful for cleaning. Plus things can't get lost under/down/between the cushions either, which is grand.

They're both totally up for this match. I think it's going to be a good one.

Ooh AC has the main gig eh?!

Have just settled on the couch - and I have tea

I’ve panic-eaten 1 of my packs of HD already.

It's very even atm

I missed Djok earlier as had my hair cut , I checked the score on phone and was gutted . Wanted Busta to do an 'upset ! '

I did listen to a bit on five live in the car earlier on and they kept saying ' the Spaniard ' as well! Grr

Having listened to inverdale’s irrelevant wind baggery for over three hours I’m quite enjoying Andrew Castle (probably won’t last long!)

They both seem very evenly matched and up for it.

Is Tim in charge of Wimbledon these days?

Enjoy your Private

Boom!

Tim sounds like a project manager

Fizzy yes, fines, scheduling, seeding, roofs. You name it, it's all down to Tim.

A C is annoying . Tim is ok.
A C is worse when it's Andy Murray on court ; I swear his in love with him ( secretly) ..

80s I think that's a given . He is employed by the BBC because of his love for Murray, I swear.

It could be worse The80s he could be in love with you.

Shite

Just turned tv on, so missed Cock and his celebrations, which is the only positive to take from that match.

Loving all your musings, as usual.

Surely the most obvious way of telling Rafa and Roger apart is that one is left handed and one is right handed? Too obvious?