Strictly

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Anyone interested in bitching chatting about the new one , I know a bit of old goss. but someone must know more

Think I'll start decorating the thread in readiness....
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Vorderman. She should know better on so many counts, bless her.

No words needed.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtMWpCHwipE

I thought it looked like it hung around with psycho krill-ers-

Carol Vorderman is ghastly!

This tweet from Monkseal about Catherine Tyldesley - absolutely true for me too.

Chris Rubery
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1 Aug
(yes, I know ppl said her name for years, turns out I thought it went with Katherine Kelly's face)

Carol's 'sexy' face, she was certainly game but my lord that was horrific.

This tweet from Monkseal about Catherine Tyldesley - absolutely true for me too.

And me! In fact I just realised this very second that they’re not the same person!

I'd forgotten Vorders had already done it. She wouldn't be able to pull that face now. Or indeed any face.

I'd love Susie-from-Dictionary-Corner to do it.

Does anyone know when we can expect another announcement?

I don't like being bitchy usually but poor CV obviously has problems with looking her age ." It comes to us all Carol".

I remember a quote from Lulu she said she'd 'never get old" How strange that some people can't face reality.

I'd love Susie-from-Dictionary-Corner to do it

She'd be a good signing.

I remember a quote from Lulu she said she'd 'never get old" How strange that some people can't face reality.

I think there's a difference between "getting old" and "getting older"

Bloody Lulu

I wish Take That had left Lulu to her own devices and not helped her career revival. She has an awful melted look to her face that just tells everyone you are actually old. Such a pity.

I'd forgotten Vorders had already done it. She wouldn't be able to pull that face now. Or indeed any face.

Ha ha to the Vorders and Lulu comments. May I also add Kylie to that list now? Sadly, she doesn't even resemble Kylie any more. Not that she'd ever do Strictly at least not until she is desperate

Also Lulu sells her "own brand" of face cream on QVC (how are the mighty fallen?) and pretends it is that which has prevented her wrinkles. Yeah right....

I had never realised that Arlene did the choreography for Annie! (My ironing is going slowly today...)

So the 8th 'celebrity' has been announced...and I think has to be the most obscure yet!

Now I actually do recognise her! I've seen her on Animal Park, the programme about Longleat, (another one I iron to!) once or twice.

Who the hell is Emma Weymouth?

Seriously, that sound you can all hear? The bottom of the barrel being desperately scraped.

@TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross you're not kidding. It's getting like Celebrity Big Brother. We'll have a Love Island winner next.

I have watched every single episode of Strictly since it started but unless there is a sudden rush of actual celebrities announced, I am honestly not interested this year

The celeb bookers must be so embarrassed that this is the best they can do!

Another one I have never heard of.
They're not really celebrities, are they?

My wish sleb list for Strictly

Antons fave = The Queen
Old bloke = Larry Lamb
Person from a soap = Anita Dobson
Sports person = Freddie Flintoff
Bright Young Thing = no idea, I'm a gimmer
Brainy Bloke = Brian Cox (the science one)
Brainy woman = Steph McGovern
Person you love to hate = Michael Portillo
Long shot = Kirsty Allsopp