LOVE ISLAND 17 - oh Maura Maura Maura

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....because she was clearly wanting to hoover up any crumbs of hope he may give her. She really ought to leave I can't see her getting over this.

@AtSea1979 I think she has the 'perfect body' thing going on.

Ooh do you think Maura knows Amy has asked Curtis to dance with her & he refuses. I would say yes, so cold!

I think Amber has an amazing body and would totally give up the bar I’ve chocolate I’ve just got the cupboard if I thought it would get me it 😂😂

Uh oh Curtis showing Maura how to dance when he said he just didn’t want to show Amy. That message couldn’t be clearer.

Uh oh Curtis showing Maura how to dance when he said he just didn’t want to show Amy. That message couldn’t be clearer.

That was a serious hit thing to do by both of them. Disappointed in Maura after her comforting Amy.

I was confused about the ass shaving. One minute Amy was in the bathroom talking to tommy then the next minute the 'shaving' scene came on and I honestly thought Amy was trying to rim Tommy!
I've gone more off Anton for that

In an ideal world where you aren't stuck in a villa with limited opportunities, you would never look at a friend ex.

But in LI (when your future in the game depends on it)...needs must. Which is why we have the 'Curtis Maura' and 'amber Ovie' options tearing their heads

Nobody for Amy unfortunately she has proven herself to be a bit physco and will be avoided by all men in LI at all cost from here on out.

Amy hasn't developed any friendships with any of the men in the villa or Casa amor (well from what we have seen anyway) because since day 1 it's been Curtis Curtis Curtis. So where is she supposed to go from here.

I don't think that ass shaving situation was anywhere near as cute or funny as Belle/Anton thought it would be.

I feel it highlighted Anton's glaring mummy complex and Belle's complete lack of self-esteem.

Shame, I did quite like Anton. But that genuinely made me feel a bit queasy. It's one thing to joke about his mum shaving his ass, entirely another thing being able to visualise it

Belle reminds me of (in the nicest possible way) Miss Piggy from the muppets.
Amy is a strange one and I don’t know what she will do now. I was surprised she is a former Miss United Kingdom but from what I remember, Zara from series 2 (?) was also a former beauty queen and also a bit crazy and Amy reminds me of her.
Curtis and Maura will be a two minute thing and in a few months Curtis will have married a plain Jane type woman and will be in an OK! Magazine feature.
I don’t like Amber, Anna or Michael.
Jordan is cheeky and fairly likeable and Ovie has a quirky personality.
Is Danny still in the Villa?!

Just spotted Danny in the background as they were all walking out the door on their dates

Ovie is funny! And seems lovely. I like how he's keeping his pride; he's keeping it cool with Anna. He can do better. Him and Amber looked like a great match from the date.

I think the producers should manage Amy out of the villa soonish, obviously she'll find it hard being dumped but being trapped with Curtis will be horrific for her mental health, she'll tear herself up. And let's face it, she's unlikely to let herself fall for someone else... and unlikely anyone else will fall for her.

@IDontDrinkTea this made me properly lol

I totally get the JSP reference @AngeloMysterioso I do see that too if I can fast forward Amy by several years.

I think all the blondes look awful with their hair extensions & the dried out discoloured look they get in that hot sun. Not just Amy has that!

What's bad about her boob job?

I agree. Obviously a boob job but a good one!

I don’t think Zara was “crazy” at all

Amy looked nice tonight

I think Michael still likes Amber. Anna obviously likes Jordan and I think she’s being a bit sly and ridiculous. Don’t know what to say about Curtis and Maura...

tits I think the glaring awful difference is that Michael BLAMED Amber's personality flaws for his recoupling and got really angry with her. Instead of just apologising for any hurt and declaring himself better suited to Joanna (which he isn't). Anna was genuinely sorry for hurting Jordan

Ovie is life.

He’s funny, he’s kind, he’s got a brain.

He’s gorgeous.

Ovie!

Maura what are you thinking?!!

Curtis is the Master game player. He set about creating this seemingly perfect ‘mum & dad’ couple in the villa to gain votes. However, his plan started showing cracks when he discovered his and Amy’s relationship was not so popular in the outside world when they heard social media comments about them. Also reconfirmed when they weren’t deemed 1 of the top 3 couples. He has been putting on an act from day 1. This whole Guru/Agony Aunt of the villa is all a publicity ploy too - trying to be perceived as kind and caring. I think the way he’s treated Amy has shown his true colours - he truly looks ‘dead’ behind the eyes.

Never saw Maura falling for him - given her popularity though, Curtis will be sure to act upon it in order to win back fans!

I'm another who loves Ovie - gorgeous, funny & seems like a nice guy!

Fuck me...Ovie. Literally. Please. Amber and Ovie would be great together though if I don't make it to LI.

Love the way Ovie has a silly little giggle.
It's surprisingly cute.

He's coming across so well. Last night in his conversation with Anna and tonight with his relaxed friendly 'date' with Amber.
He made her laugh more than anyone so far and seems to have brought out a sunny side to her.

My boyfriend back in 2004, in the middle of dumping me, said the same thing that Curtis said to Amy tonight about not seeing the two of them getting married or having children together.

We’re now married with a child 😁

(There was a gap of a few years between splitting up and getting back together - and yes, he worked hard for it!)