Love island 13 - unlucky for some! It's Casa Amor!

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I wonder who'll be unlucky in 'love'?

Picking up on looks etc, I actually think Anna is quite a good role model as she is big but in a fit looking way. Not sure about her face as she’s probably had work done but it’s nice to see a really curvy woman.

I don't think Anna's curves are entirely natural!

@Bunnylady53 she also had her arse and bum inflated. It's not natural.

I dont think that's good example of a more curvy role model.

I like Anna but she has had work done she looks a lot like Khloe Kardashian

I don't think there's anything "real" about Anna's curves. Her body looks abnormal, definitely had lots done to it.

Well last night's episode was a lot more fun. So glad to have some different dynamics as the old ones were boring me to tears.

I love this show because it just reminds me how deeply flawed we all are in reality - despite whatever image we might want to portray.

I don't get any criticism of the existing couples not remaining in their current couples. I'm not sure any of the had declared fidelity - or have I missed something?

I for one am GLAD Michael might be moving on.

Amber is so manipulative/gaslighting - always trying to start fights with people while convincing them it's their fault. They're not a good match as he is not becoming a shell of himself, unable to express opinions and be open and honest around her.

I'm always parroting this but imagine if Joe was acting like she is.

I can’t see Anna’s appeal at all. Tbh when I first thought her, I thought she was trans and wondered how LI would have many partners fur her.

I also don’t see Gforge’s appeal. IMO Stevie is far nicer. George barely even looked in Lucie’s direction when he was talking to her
in a one to one conversation. I think the only chemistry he will have is with himself.

Poor old Maura is not going to keep Dennon’s attention for anything other than to get to the final.

How does Curtis know from one or two tweets that Any is so unpopular. I wonder if the newbies are allowed tell them how the public perceive them? They seem to be happy talking about the personalities of the other contestants when chatting so I guess they can’t stop them saying too much. I agree Curtis is in it to win it. He probably wants to open his own dance school ir something and needs to show his is a decent guy. For him I think it is about creating a ‘good name’ for himself. Any is awful but she was the only one who wanted him. I thought he was older than 23. I find it funny to see his inner mind trying to figure out how to disentangle himself from Amy without appearing to be the bad guy. I think he will stick with her. A safe bet I suppose just to see him through to the end of the show.

At first I thought Amber was funny but she isn’t a nice person. I hope Michaek loves on from her. There are years in terms of maturity between them and Michael appears far older than his years when with her.

I don’t know what to make of Anton.

And yes Tommy seems to be genuinely nice. It suppose it depends what her friends are like in real life as to how long they might be together. I can’t imagine him fitting in to street savvy MM (who seems nice). I think Tommy and Lucie are more alike in personality. Simpler (in a good way), less complicated and more straightforward.

Cassort-,you seem a tad obsessed with Yewande
Why the vitriol?
A bit excessive

I also don’t see Gforge’s appeal. IMO Stevie is far nicer. George barely even looked in Lucie’s direction when he was talking to her

She's not his type. His celebrity crushes are KK, Nicole Scherzinger and Samira Mighty. I think he said he fancied Amber and Anna

How does Curtis know from one or two tweets that Any is so unpopular.

There was a vote last week.

The 3 top couples were safe. 2 other people went home.

Curtis and Amy were jot one of the top 3 couples.

not

I could see Lucie and stevie. He didn’t come across well at all on that first day going straight to insulting tommy but he does have lovely eyes.

I liked Amber at first but I think she's just such hard work you could never relax around her. You'd always be worried she was going to start something for no reason other than to keep someone on their toes and I can't really be bothered with people like that.

Joanne is a much better match for Michael I think, she just seems like a genuinely nice girl. I'm not sure that Amber will recouple, but I hope Michael does.

George looks like a doll to me... like a blonde action man or stretch man strong or something!! I don’t find it attractive personally.

Stevie came across a bit better when he was chatting to Lucie, he was going on about feeling a bit inferior when seeing all the other ripped muscular boys and having to walk out with them.

Ok I've just learned from this thread what the eagle position is.
We do it a lot! I like it and find it easy enough and Ian definitely not particularly flexible!!

I was disappointed with last night's episode I didn't feel we got to know the new people very well.

Regarding curves I'm bit surprised they haven't put another size 12 in there.
Would say 14 but that's obv too big lol

Yewande just bugs the shit out of me - no other reason. I'm not even sure why - she just seems really false. No vitriol, just an instant dislike - as you do sometimes! Same with Amber - although I dislike her as she's a shit stirrer. Amy is insipid so I don't like her either. And Anna is weird looking and has managed to capture Ovie's eye, so I dislike her now too!
I'm indiscriminate in my disliking!!
MM & Maura are the only two that I like - too early to have formed an opinion on the newbies - apart from Joanna - I dislike her because all the boys like her haha - nothing like good old fashioned jealousy to make me dislike someone!!

Liked Arabella but she's gone.
Oh and Lucie is another 'hidden' article. I've come across a lot of her sort over my time - they always become part of the boy gang and dislike any other female entering their fold.... She'll find it hard to settle for one guy as her MO is to keep a finger in every pie i.e. to try to take ownership of each of the guys.

Oh - and now that we have an explanation of what the eagle is, I'm pretty sure that was the position I was in when I conceived my one and only child

Thanks for The Eagle explanation! Didn't want to have to google...

Has anyone else seen the film Cabaret?

Every time I see George I think of this 😂
Tomorrow Belongs to Me g.co/kgs/TP6Zsk

First look.
Well that's Michael's head gone.
Still Don't think Curtis
Not amber
Not Amy
Definitely Anna!

Michael's definitely going to choose Joanne. Amber's obviously not interested in any of the new boys so she's going to be disappointed.

Anna def will choose Ovie.

I don't think Curtis will stray.

The sun are reporting the caroline flack got called in for some surprise filming after they split the couples up.

I know she usually goes in when they are coming back from casa amor. But sounds like this is something extra.