Love Island 2019 ❤️🏝 (Thread 3) Lets get Chived.

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Hope no one minds, as the other thread was almost full up I’ve started another.

Tommy: Molly who?
Danny: Yewande who?

Jesus she sounds thick

"I wish Tommy was eating me" - no girl. Get some standards. He made you cheese on toast, for fucks sake.

Jesus, Elma's makeup is hideous. Her face just looks dirty.

Don’t think Tommy’s going to get the call
For the next celeb master chef

Urgh, new girls are really annoying and kinda vulgar - just to make myself sound like a proper old matron there but still!

I already don’t like Elma.

(Full disclosure: I’m from Essex)

Ambers face 😂

The Irish girl seems like she's been one of these shows before.

I knew she was from Essex!

What is going on with that makeup; it looks like mud!

she’s a ring girl and Irish! Oh dear, poor Mm doesn’t stand a chance

I like the new girls. Sisterhood and all that.

Essex ! Well I'd never guess.

Why do you need to lie about your age at 26?!

Essex girl is sweet and direct. I like her vibe.

I really want to return to the heady days of Kady and Alex and Liv and Terry!! That was the best series

Tommy keeping his options well open there!

Tommy's head is turned !

Irish and a ring girl? Tommy’s picked out the caravan already

Molly is staring so hard lol

Danny's not interested!

Danny is from GREENWICH. GREENWICH.

Tommy 'you're my type' (to MM and Lucie)
Also Tommy 'I don't have a type'

26 is the age I like to lie to myself that I am (not to anyone else, it wouldn’t be even faintly believable) - it was my best age!