Tennis Thread: it's been a Seine-sational first week in Paris! Now who will lift the trophies? The French Open continues...

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Sorry, that was the best I could do!

just saw the Nationwide ad - I'm with you there Raahh. 3 in the morning?! I don't think so!

Private it's ludicrous. And will be more of a headache, because the weather is set to get worse over the next few days, not better.

And Jo having to play that early is actually a bit unfair. And has to happen because of the expected weather.

Oooh- Goran.

Private it's a hideous advert, isn't it?

It would be sunsets for any anyone ringing me at that time on a regular basis (says the person who used to get up at 4am for work ).

Goran should be in the Beardy Bunch feature

See- Fab has read the weather forecast, he knows it's going to rain tomorrow.

It was a lovely beard.

John very diplomatically avoided saying Konta isn't really British then.

'didn't grow up in the British system'-

Drove past a UPS van this morning and just had to look at the driver's uniform - it IS Fed

kazza
well, if he needs a career change in his retirement, might need some cash, he has the uniform already.

he's out there now delivering parcels while Rafa has his feet up

I got totally confused for a minute as I saw Sascha walking out and the next time I looked Karen was walking out.

Not flipping Courier again.

FedEx missed a trick there.

On the tennis podcast David law described Stan as being agricultural which was quite funny and then they went on to talk about how Rog has several dairy cows - he’s definitely lining up the alternative careers for his retirement.

Why are both men’s matches on at the same time - I want to watch them both!

I already think that the Suzy et Phil programme really exists - I want to watch it

I think Roger's farming will be more of the Prince Charles variety. I can't see him mucking out somehow

Fizzy, it's a bit like Delpo and his fisherman's jumper.

If we talk about it enough, it will happen .

One of his cows was called Juliet! I can’t imagine him mucking out either - would dirty his cardi

If we talk about it enough, it will happen
If you build it they will come

I think we have our own alternative reality on this thread

Yes Raahh it’s like living in a parallel tennis universe - I quite like it!

Jane that was the quote I was thinking of. I love that film

Ha ha Jane great minds think alike!

Sigh. If only it was actual reality!

No way that was out!

So, after waiting all that time to watch tennis- I've just spent the last half and hour watching Doctors.

I'm cross that they get to play today, when Rafa should be playing- in the sun. Tomorrow the weather will not be in his favour (even if historical results are!).

Sascha has to take one of these break points...

Yes like that!!

How was Val Raahh?!

I see Domi had a fairly straightforward time in the first set...