EASTENDERS 35 !! Spoilers not wanted or allowed !!!

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Soooooooooo

Whitney’s heart will be broken. Halfway is gay. Ben I smell queer !!!

Is lousies baby ok or having a mc?

Denny needs a good thrashing via Ohio. He’s a spoilt brat but that’s shazza fault

Bex will She fail exams

Kathy’s Prince Albert 😂😂😂 will itbe a success

Alfie ? Who the fuck is Alfie - kats forgotten him with he £50k while shagging kush and Phil seems to have forgotten he ran away with his £50k

Hair salon seems to be surviving

STACEY must vanish soon for maternity leave

AND say it every time. Bobby has got to be arruvin soon 😛😛😛😛

Ties in with opening of gay bar I guess?

Loved Lou talking to Phil this evening.

I know the closest gay story’s been done before but I’m saying it’s interesting and surprising because it’s about Callum.

I think I'd class it as surprising in a dumb way though and boring rather than interesting. It makes no sense other than "Oh, Whit and Callum are happy, let's screw it up". I don't think it's the right direction to take the character.

Ben is just vile.

So, who mentioned last week that Robbie had been missing since Christmas? The power of these threads!

I snorted with laughter when he magically appeared through the doorway 😂

Robbie’s voice really irritates me in the same way Joe Swash’s voice does. Has he run off with the child supposedly on a week’s holiday? How does he intend to work and look after the child? Considering he didn’t have the money for an airfare in the first place, how did he manage to pay for the child’s trip? Are we going to see Nita? come into the soap looking for her son?

I was a bit shocked when Sonia and Martin asked Robbie to go for a walk one mi Ute after he arrived and without even saying hello the a small child who had just got off a long haul flight!

What did the text from Nita say? I can't always read them without my glasses.

Linda's voice is so annoying.
Poor Highway : his a tortured soul. Whitney will be heartbroken. Again.

Robbie is back then : his poor kid has been pushed from pillar to post.
I love how they all air their dirty laundry on the square. Stacey was horrible to Kat.

More slater shouting is all we need! Not. Maybe jean will intervene.

soupdragon it said something along the lines of enjoy your weeks holiday with our son.

Ok i'll hold my hands up - the return of Robbie is my fault! If i'd know they would bring him back i'd never have mentioned him

Nancy, we can all blame you! 😂

Oh well, maybe the little boys mum will show up now: more characters that go nowhere!
Ben is really horrible , but also quite menacing I think, he would scare me.
Will highway ask Stuart for help ?
Might give him something to do!

Urgh! Robbies back. I hate his voice too!

What exactly did Martin and Stacey expect Kush to do when Martin said he was never going to see his son? of course he was going to involve solicitors. You can’t expect someone to just roll over and say “okay” when you tell them their child is lost to them.

I always thought that the spice girls were going to be called 'Spice ' but someone saw them walking down the street together and said ' here come the spice girls' and they changed it!
I've never heard of them being called 'Touch 'but then I'm not a huge fan to be fair. ( although Stop is a brilliant tune and they were interesting in the 90s)
I thought Linda and Mick were more of a 1960s / Motown fan ( pretty flamingo etc) than 90s.
Maybe the girls will pop in the vic for a pint?

Is Mel guzumping jack ?
She's up to something ( with no money)!

I hope he doesn't mess Dee about. I like Denise.

Hmmm... with that text from Nita, there is no way Robbie is returning his son is there?

From Wiki During the session, Adams, Brown, Chisholm, Halliwell and Stephenson were selected for a band initially named "Touch".

It then says that Geri came up with the name "Spice" but it was the name of a Rapper and so they changed it.

I feel sorry for Robbies son.
His school age too. Will Robbie get his old job back? Will they all live with Sonia ?
Dots place is getting as full as the Slaters.

Touch as a band name is awful . The spice girls is a much better name. Especially as they took on cartoon nicknames too. It suited them.
(I can't believe that people pay money to see them though, as the only one that could sing was Mel C!)
Still, let's hope he wins the tickets. L could go with cheering up.

Denise is scary. After two drinks and zero chemistry with Jack, she basically said she wanted someone (but it didn’t have to be him) long term. I get she doesn’t want a sex only relationship but so far they have only been to Beale’s restaurant and the Vic. They also seem to have very little to talk about other than their children. They don’t even seem like mates.

Denise and jack are an unlikely partnership.
He is still in lust with Mel anyway.
Dee needs someone a bit less flaky! His been around the block and isn't very trustworthy. I would avoid. Plus she knows what his like too!

Who has Denise dated so far?

Ian
Max
Masood
Phil (ONS)
Kush
Her GCSE tutor
Jack

Who hasn’t she dated - Billy and Martin?

I had forgotten that Denise was once engaged to Ian! Gosh, my memory is getting bad. She has also dated a lot as well . I do forget how long the Fox sisters have been in the soap.

She dated Max? Those Branning brothers do like to swap partners!

Jack dating Denise
He slept with Chelsea about 10 years ago 😂

Oh god, it gets worse regarding jack and Dee! I'd also forgotten Chelsea.

I wonder if (or when ) they will do an STI story?
They all sleep around and the consequences is usually pregnancy.
I know they did Mark Fowler and an AIDS storyline, but that was many years ago now.
It might help promote safer sex if nothing else to just say use safe contraception.
Especially as they all put it about on the square!