EASTENDERS 35 !! Spoilers not wanted or allowed !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo

Whitney’s heart will be broken. Halfway is gay. Ben I smell queer !!!

Is lousies baby ok or having a mc?

Denny needs a good thrashing via Ohio. He’s a spoilt brat but that’s shazza fault

Bex will She fail exams

Kathy’s Prince Albert 😂😂😂 will itbe a success

Alfie ? Who the fuck is Alfie - kats forgotten him with he £50k while shagging kush and Phil seems to have forgotten he ran away with his £50k

Hair salon seems to be surviving

STACEY must vanish soon for maternity leave

AND say it every time. Bobby has got to be arruvin soon 😛😛😛😛

Oh. Excited squeal. It’s on iPlayer. That usually doesn’t work in tenerife

By the pool watching part 1 while baby blondes sleeps :)

Well I think they missed a fantastic duff duff yesterday.
Ken should have been at the meal.
Btw ..who asks 10 + people around for meal/takeaway ...has them all at the table like a restaurant....then miraculously cooks a big fru up for said 10+ people

And they are all still sat at the table with errr 1 plate of food on it ? And booze has vanished to be replaced by orange squash.

This thread is the only reason I watch it !😂😂

Shhh what is Hollyoaks like ?
Asking for a friend .

The fry up was the weirdest dinner ever made! How would you even cook a fry up for that many in that kitchen?

Funny how they mentioned the fish that Sharon cooked them all for Easter!

Louise moaned about the fish but she wasn’t at the dinner, I’m sure that’s when she was being kidnapped

Blondes it's lovely in the golf area.
I lived the other side of the point. Mostly in Callao Salvaje but spent some time living in las Americas (peurto Colon).
His GP still live in playa paraiso but we've not had contact for years as they disappeared when he was diagnosed with autism.

Random irritating thoughts:
Why do they insist on inviting Honey to these Mitchell gatherings when her and Billy have split up and she is now with the 'Dirty Den tist?'
How come you never see anyone doing ' the big shop' from a large supermarket ( for fry up foods?) or a food delivery at least!

How does the Arches keep afloat when you never see any cars in it ( or only one car if that?)
I'm clearly very bored ( but I should really crack on with other stuff!)

Sharon hasn’t been Ken for ages? Wasn’t it in the garage last? So if it is his she must be least 3-4months by now. Or preferable longer so Phil can do the maths and work out he was in Spain for 6months. If she really is early then has be Phil so less of a story.

Good call about fish Nancy! She wasn’t there was she.

She had sex with him a few weeks ago in the garage. She has been sleeping with both of them , so baby could be anyone's.
My money is on Keanu. He will need to find another job and work two in order to fund all these children if it is ! Children are expensive.
The babies will grow up together, won't that be nice?

Surely it’s got to be a Christmas Day reveal?!🎄🎅🏻

I think Louise was there when Sharon was preparing and cooking the fish but cleverly managed to get kidnapped before it was served.

*Whitney looks like a bratz doll.

Kathy has a murderer son and Grandson

Honey with Dirty Den tist*

This thread is THE BEST!!!!!

I presume with Kaffy was running around too busy to organise her bar opening, it was because she had to go and pick Bobby up from prison. Yet when she walked back into the sitting room, he stood up and said hello as if it was the first time he had seen her.

For Bobby to spend his first evening out of prison sitting alone in the very room where he killed his sister was a bit much even for EE!

Then again Kaffy was 'dead' herself at the time so wouldn't have known that.

I know this is very mundane but why did Phil turn on the laptop to order a takeaway. He is usually glued to his phone. Wouldn't he just have used that? I suppose a fry up is cheaper than ordering enough food for 10+ people. Whenever I try to cook a fry up, it takes ages and I'm continuously running around doing the eggs, toast and trying to keep everything hot. Yet Phil does it and can sit down himself BEFORE its served. Amazing chef!

Was it just me or did bobby look younger now than 2-3y ago? How did he get in with no key? Why didnt Cathy manage to sort any music or decorations or anything hours before the bar opened? Someone of Tina’s age would have known she could called pub reverse charges from anywhere!!

He does look younger! I think Kathy went and collected him, leaving Kim in charge, and then left him in the house to go check on the bar.

The fry up dinner party was bizarre. It is hard to get the timing right to cook a fry up for 4 never mind 10. It must have been a cold congealed mess on this platters.

Wow! Tamwar was on the Graham Norton show last night, I'm just watching on iplayer I didn't recognise him - he looks great!

That ' yesterday' film Tamwar ( Himesh Patel) is in does look a bit odd. I like the Beatles , so I'd probably go and see it and some of it is filmed in Norfolk too.
Tamwar was a great character; would be nice to see him back.

He's done well to go to a film directed by Danny Boyle - good for him! Very nice singing and guitar playing too

Yes he has done well! He was good as Tamwar as well : a very natural actor.

That makes sense Dragon thanks. How old is bobby now? Must be 14-5? Thought he would have toughed up but looks like Denny be bullying him in no time at all.

How king was Bobby away for? He was born July 2013. He is supposed to be turning 16 next month. He looks around the same age as William now who is 11. 13 year old Denny looks older than him.

Burn July 2003!!’

Just trying to count the unplanned pregnancies among hyper fertile residents of EE land. Sharon, Louise, Denise, Lola, Sonia, Stacey... must be loads more but memory fails. It would be good to have a family tree diagram to show who is related to whom and how many men have fathered babies with more than one woman. Always a duf duf moment as pregnancy test indicates positive.

Dogs, so many unplanned pregnancies on EE. A family tree would be very gnarled and twisted!
The most wanted child ( recently) was Abi Brannings with Steven Beale and then she died! At least Louise Mitchell seems to want her baby , which suggests it won't go well. ( being a soap etc)
They use babies as many a story line ( worst one being the baby swap one years ago)